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[sliceonyou]

did you know there is no salt water in salt water taffy!?!
whats THAT all about?
so it goes like so...the first guy to make taffy opened a stand on boardwalk in jersey (ew) and one day the ocean water washed up under his booth and a little girl asked :sir can i get some taffy?: and he said :well now its salt water taffy:

DUMB

Comments

[xveganlantzx]

that is pretty dumb. and did you know there are NO ACTUAL GIRL SCOUTS in girl scout cookies? fucking bullshit.

[sliceonyou]

you idiot.

[dont_lose_sight]

i can't believe you didn't know this already. you're obviously not a beast from the east like me.

[hi_im_boo]

whatthefuck. i feel so lied to.

This is kinda like when I found out santa wasnt real.

[xponchx]

New Jersey is a worthless and deceptive state, but you're well aware of that already. Let us not forget that they've tried to pass themselves off as the "Garden State," pfffft.

New Jersey Free Youth!!