Eat My Ass, Black Friday
Shit, I figured my first day-after-Thanksgiving out of retail would be a nice, relaxing experience.
For some reason, I decided to go shopping with my parents and sister today. Our first mistake was not leaving early enough. We got to the mall around noon, and were immediately bombarded by rude shoppers. By the time we left the mall, I was too pissed to stop into Best Buy and finish up my shopping. I just wanted to get the fuck home. I managed to pick up just a few things, along with a couple of Express Men shirts. Scoff if you want, but if you want to pull some wool, you gotta dress the part.
I've got my dad, sister, brother and niece half-done. My only stumbling block is my mom, who is impossible every Christmas with the whole "I don't need anything" routine.
Anyway, that shit's done... I'm gonna go watch the Nebraska game.
For some reason, I decided to go shopping with my parents and sister today. Our first mistake was not leaving early enough. We got to the mall around noon, and were immediately bombarded by rude shoppers. By the time we left the mall, I was too pissed to stop into Best Buy and finish up my shopping. I just wanted to get the fuck home. I managed to pick up just a few things, along with a couple of Express Men shirts. Scoff if you want, but if you want to pull some wool, you gotta dress the part.
I've got my dad, sister, brother and niece half-done. My only stumbling block is my mom, who is impossible every Christmas with the whole "I don't need anything" routine.
Anyway, that shit's done... I'm gonna go watch the Nebraska game.