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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I set luvornothing's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In January I turned emilyschmily in for farting in church (3 points). In May I put money in therealg_money's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-755 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sleepy2much
wow. I do deserve a spanking.