what the fuck was i talking about?
"Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about...it's about a girl...who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song--it's a metaphor for big dicks. 'Like a Virgin' isn't about some girl that meets a nice fella...that's what 'True Blue's' about...no...granted...no argument about that. Ok, let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about...it's about this cooze who is a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon...dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. And one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, 'Whoa baby', i mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in 'The Great Escape', he's diggin' tunnels. And she's getting this serious dick action and she's feeling something she hasn't felt in foreva...pain....pain...it hurts....it hurts her...it shouldn't hurt her...ya know...cause her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her it hurts, it hurts her just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin...hence...like a virgin."--Mr. Brown