(no subject)
i do not want a guy who calls me at 2 AM and asks me to come over.
i do not want a guy who still has a girlfriend.... and always wants to hang out with me.
i do not want a guy who texts me on a Sunday night.. at 11.. asking me what i am doing.
and when i reply "i just took a sleeping pill".... the last thing i want to see is a reply
such as "can you come over and pass out?"
NO.
I do not want that.
When I was out the other night with friends.. and you were texting me... i was actually having fun..
... and had NO interest in leaving where i was to come spend the night at your place.
I was actually having fun with a really nice guy.... a guy who put his arm around me...
a guy who had a black eye... and helped me make up this story.. after he did the classic (reach for the shoulder... and pull her in trick)
i swear... it gets me everytime.
ME: he actually got the black eye from me.... we were in a lovers quarrel
HIM: ya... cause she said "you're so hot" and than i said "no you're so hot"... and she punched me over it.
so that is what i want.
NOT YOU.
i do not want a guy who still has a girlfriend.... and always wants to hang out with me.
i do not want a guy who texts me on a Sunday night.. at 11.. asking me what i am doing.
and when i reply "i just took a sleeping pill".... the last thing i want to see is a reply
such as "can you come over and pass out?"
NO.
I do not want that.
When I was out the other night with friends.. and you were texting me... i was actually having fun..
... and had NO interest in leaving where i was to come spend the night at your place.
I was actually having fun with a really nice guy.... a guy who put his arm around me...
a guy who had a black eye... and helped me make up this story.. after he did the classic (reach for the shoulder... and pull her in trick)
i swear... it gets me everytime.
ME: he actually got the black eye from me.... we were in a lovers quarrel
HIM: ya... cause she said "you're so hot" and than i said "no you're so hot"... and she punched me over it.
so that is what i want.
NOT YOU.