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Originally Posted: Tue, 15 Jan 11:46 PST

Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch

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Date: 2008-01-15, 11:46AM PST

Comments

[dawaioser]

This is probably the first and last time you'll hear someone say this in reference to a vagina: It's too small. I want a bigger one to curl up in.

[sleepsleep]

*laugh*

I wonder what the upholsterer thought when he got the call asking him to do a custom order vagina-couch. Did they talk dimensions? Pros and cons of size and shape? Was she limited by a budget?

[nwzw]

must...construct....vagina...bed. It'll be a tough choice between that and my coffin.

[blackwinterbyrd]

how do you sit in it?

[sleepsleep]

I don't think you can, without falling in.

[blackwinterbyrd]

*snort* lol. I'm so mature