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We're writing queries for our magazines in our Magazine Journalism class. Mine's called "20%"- magazine for waiters and waitresses, but a lot funnier than it sounds. I HAD to share some of my queries, i think they're hilarious.
The same guy coming in all the time- with two different women! It happens to everyone- don't be so naive, we'll teach you how to tell the wife from the girlfriend and some proper and profitable waiting etiquette for each. Get the guy to love you and translate your discretion into dollar signs!
Ever count up your tips and wonder what the hell you did wrong?? Now we will help you get your tips where YOU want them to be with a feature on the best ways to upsale and earn the big bucks. Turn your slow shifts into the most enviable time slot when they start to see your fist getting fuller every time you walk out the door- we'll show you how to do it.
HAHAHAHA
The same guy coming in all the time- with two different women! It happens to everyone- don't be so naive, we'll teach you how to tell the wife from the girlfriend and some proper and profitable waiting etiquette for each. Get the guy to love you and translate your discretion into dollar signs!
Ever count up your tips and wonder what the hell you did wrong?? Now we will help you get your tips where YOU want them to be with a feature on the best ways to upsale and earn the big bucks. Turn your slow shifts into the most enviable time slot when they start to see your fist getting fuller every time you walk out the door- we'll show you how to do it.
HAHAHAHA