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[sleeps_in_tubs]

Lost: one shoe, nicked by spazz.

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[phantomteamaker]

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Why did he steal a shoe?

[sleeps_in_tubs]

My theory, is he was bitten by a cleaning pixie when he was very young, and still hasn't gotten over it.

[phantomteamaker]

That's a good theory. Is it on top of the dyer? He likes to hide stuff on top of the dryer.

[sleeps_in_tubs]

Why would it be atop the dryer? I left it on the stairs.

[phantomteamaker]

Because the spazz moved it, and you never look behind the dryer because that would involve you doing housework.

[sleeps_in_tubs]

I do housework.

[phantomteamaker]

Dropping the mop in places doesn't count as 'housework', Mitchell.

[sleeps_in_tubs]

They're a little cleaner after I do it, therefore it's housework.

[phantomteamaker]

They're cleaner because George goes and scrubs them after you've been there. Even I can do more housework than you, and I don't even make a mess..

....Except for the mugs...

[sleeps_in_tubs]

Speaking of mugs, Annie....

[phantomteamaker]

What?

[sleeps_in_tubs]

You know that science experiment of yours in the pantry?

[phantomteamaker]

.............

The one we decided not to tell George about?

[sleeps_in_tubs]

Yes, that one.

[phantomteamaker]

What about it?

[sleeps_in_tubs]

I think it's becoming sentient.