Report 002: ...what in Hyne's name is going on here?

[sleepingli0ness]

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[gredn0tforge]

[Aaand from somewhere hidden, there is a loud CRACK, followed by the giant apparation of a heart right in front of you.]

♥

[sleepingli0ness]

What the--!

What is this?

[gredn0tforge]

I'd like to think it's hard to mistake for anything else.

[sleepingli0ness]

...I can see it's a heart, but what is it? This doesn't look like a hologram.

[gredn0tforge]

Oy, no reason for me to go 'round spilling all the secrets, is there?

[sleepingli0ness]

.....What?

[gredn0tforge]

Having some trouble hearing, are you?

[sleepingli0ness]

I am not, I was just---

You know what? Nevermind. [Grumpy glares at the hearts, but it's a lie. She actually thinks it's really interesting.]

[gredn0tforge]

Well then, might as well be off. [Drops out.]

[sleepingli0ness]

... [Looks around, makes sure no one's watching...then carefully reaches out to poke at the heart]