attack of the killer pumpkin
chillin' outside harry potter's house.
he's got a jack-o-lantern in the yard.
i can SENSE the evil in that carved pumpkin.
it scares me.
go inside and keep checking out the window to see what's up with this evil jack. i look once and it's where it was. look again, and it's turned around. STARING at me with its leering candle-lit eyes. look away. this is getting creepy. look back out the window and it's right there an inch away from the glass.
this can't be good.
harry potter leads everyone up his spiral staircase, and soon we're all sitting in a circle in a dark room. vines growing along the creases where walls meet.
just to be safe, i check out the window again.
sir jack-o-lantern is GONE.
i begin to panic, realizing that it has come inside and is probably making its way upstairs right now.
i try to warn everyone but they won't listen. i mean, c'mon. its a blinking pumpkin.
then my fears are confirmed, as i watch it slide into the room. grinning at me all the while.
look everyone, it's real, it's evil!
ha, don't be silly. and just to prove to you what an ordinary pumpkin this is, we'll all recite a spell that brings out demons and the like.
the reciting begins, and ends promptly.
see, nothing happened.
you're all wrong.
he's got a jack-o-lantern in the yard.
i can SENSE the evil in that carved pumpkin.
it scares me.
go inside and keep checking out the window to see what's up with this evil jack. i look once and it's where it was. look again, and it's turned around. STARING at me with its leering candle-lit eyes. look away. this is getting creepy. look back out the window and it's right there an inch away from the glass.
this can't be good.
harry potter leads everyone up his spiral staircase, and soon we're all sitting in a circle in a dark room. vines growing along the creases where walls meet.
just to be safe, i check out the window again.
sir jack-o-lantern is GONE.
i begin to panic, realizing that it has come inside and is probably making its way upstairs right now.
i try to warn everyone but they won't listen. i mean, c'mon. its a blinking pumpkin.
then my fears are confirmed, as i watch it slide into the room. grinning at me all the while.
look everyone, it's real, it's evil!
ha, don't be silly. and just to prove to you what an ordinary pumpkin this is, we'll all recite a spell that brings out demons and the like.
the reciting begins, and ends promptly.
see, nothing happened.
you're all wrong.