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Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing
and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if
not
used well.
Chemical properties:
> Very active;
> Highly unstable;
> Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious
stones;
> Violent when left alone;
> Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food,
...... in particular, carbonated fermented wine juice and rare fish
eggs;
> Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen;
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands
Element Name: MANIUM
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 50
Physical properties:
> Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily;
> Fairly dense and sometimes flaky;
> Difficult to find a pure sample;
> Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily
as young samples.
Chemical properties:
> Attempts to bond with WO (WOMANIUM) any chance it gets.
> Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.
> Becomes explosive when mixed with KD Element (CHILDIUM) for prolonged
period of time.
Neutralize: By saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able
to
produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO (WOMANIUM), this element rapidly
decomposes
and begins to smell.
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing
and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if
not
used well.
Chemical properties:
> Very active;
> Highly unstable;
> Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious
stones;
> Violent when left alone;
> Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food,
...... in particular, carbonated fermented wine juice and rare fish
eggs;
> Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen;
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands
Element Name: MANIUM
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 50
Physical properties:
> Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily;
> Fairly dense and sometimes flaky;
> Difficult to find a pure sample;
> Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily
as young samples.
Chemical properties:
> Attempts to bond with WO (WOMANIUM) any chance it gets.
> Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.
> Becomes explosive when mixed with KD Element (CHILDIUM) for prolonged
period of time.
Neutralize: By saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able
to
produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO (WOMANIUM), this element rapidly
decomposes
and begins to smell.