Bee's Song Shuffle (The Soundtrack of Love)
Title: Bee's Song Shuffle (The Soundtrack of Love)
Author: Sleeping_Lion7
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Warning: bad grammar on my part, suggested sex, suggestive songs
Rating: T
Genes: Fluff, slight humor
Word Count: 541
Sam sighed happily and rubbed his thumb over the Transformers insignia on Bee's steering wheel lovingly, caressing his boyfriend (guardian/ best friend/ super cool alien car) gently.
"Touch my body, put me on the floor, wrestle me around, play with me some more"
Sam chocked "Bee!" He coughed, scandalized.
"Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."
Sam looked out the window, cheeks tinted red, and pretended to ignore his car.
"I know your type, you're daddy's little girl, just take a bite, let me shake up your world, 'cause just one night couldn't be so wrong, I'm gonna make you lose control"
Sam coughed, what was up with Bee? He was like a......like a.......like a horny teenager.
"Bee?" He managed to wheeze, once he caught his breath.
"We call this the act of mating" then "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." Sam's eyes widened, he could swear he felt them bulging out of his head, as he put together what Bee was implying.
"Bumblebee," he started "Are you trying to tell me you're in some kind of hear?!"
"Winner, winner, chicken dinner!"
"Oh hell, well then, what are you gonna do?"
"I wanna I wanna I wanna touch you, you wanna touch me too, everyday and when you set me free, just put your hands on me."
Sam sat in the driver's seat silently.
"Let's talk about sex bay-be let's talk about you and me."
"Okay Bee, I understand, you wanna sex me up, enough with the songs." Sam said trying to sound stern, all the while smiling at the last song.
"Sam..." Bee's actual voice crackled quietly through the speakers.
"Yeah Bee?"
"Love you."
"Love you too, Bee." Sam replied, leaning down and kissing the middle of Bee's wheel
The engine purred to life and the radio started up again "This is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot."
Sam sighed and shook his head in mock despair, and Bee reved the engine hard enough to shake the body of the car.
"Ooh Bee," Sam moaned as the vibrations rattled him to his core. The car continued to rumble and shake and Sam continued groaning. Same heard a whirring, clicking noise and suddenly there was someone in the car besides him.
He lazily turned his head to see a tan, blue eyed boy his age with blonde and black bangs and tips smiling at him.
"Bumblebee?" Sam asked slightly awed, Bee was not only human but he had a gorgeous smile.
"Mmmmm, Sam" Bee drawled sexily as his eyes devoured Sam.
Sam opened his mouth to respond, when the driver's seat suddenly flopped completely flat and Bee pulled himself over Sam.
"How?" Was all Sam asked.
"Hologram." Bee breathed, then attacked.
"Ohhhhmmmmm, so good Bee, sooo good." Sam moaned as Bee ravaged his neck with soft warm lips and large gentle hands danced down his body. Sam relaxed. letting Bee take care of him, letting those wonderful lips and hands take him to places he'd never been, driving him higher and higher into the night.
Author's note: Songs used
Touch My Body-Mariah Carey
Love Game- Lady Gaga
Good Girls Go Bad- Cobra Starship
Bad Touch- Bloodhound Gand
I Wanna- The All-American Rejects
Let's Talk About Sex- Salt N' Peppa
This is Why I'm Hot- Mims