I want shoes mother fucker.
I took a 24 page English final. And it was easy.
But it was given to me in hell by satan in the flesh.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Morgy
2. Gumby
3. Morganypie
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. get over it x87
2. caffeine0verd0se
3. xsleepxinx
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. hair
2. thin-ness
3. feet?
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my lips are crooked?
2. I need bigger tits
3. my eyes could be better
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. uhh I'm Italian
2. & Irish
3. & Polish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. I can't think
2. of one god damn thing
3. that I'm afraid of.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. phone
2. food
3. computer
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. shirt
2. shorts
3. rings
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. blink 182
2. the used
3. jet
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. just enough to love you
2. iris
3. all hail the heartbreaker
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. dedication
2. humor
3. affection
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I'm fat
2. men are douche bags
3. I like food
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. eyes
2. hair
3. penis. penis appeals to me.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. eating
2. sleeping
3. killing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. boy
2. boy
3. snack
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. psychologist
2. PC person
3. prostitution. oh, 3 Ps
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. to sleep
2. hawaii
3. california
THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
Girls:
1. Paige
2. Jennifer
3. Slutface (note: I don't like any of these names at all anymore)
Boys
1. are
2. fat
3. sometimes (I suck with names)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. have good sex
2. fall in a beautiful love with el muchacho perfecto
3. skinny dip. with number 2. ;]
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL/BOY:
1. I'd say I love boys, but because of society today, that would not make me a stereotypical girl. I have a vagina.
2. I have boobs.
3. I believe in commitment
I wanted to go to the mall and buy shoes but no one on this earth is available.
So you can all go kill yourselves.
But it was given to me in hell by satan in the flesh.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Morgy
2. Gumby
3. Morganypie
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. get over it x87
2. caffeine0verd0se
3. xsleepxinx
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. hair
2. thin-ness
3. feet?
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my lips are crooked?
2. I need bigger tits
3. my eyes could be better
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. uhh I'm Italian
2. & Irish
3. & Polish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. I can't think
2. of one god damn thing
3. that I'm afraid of.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. phone
2. food
3. computer
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. shirt
2. shorts
3. rings
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. blink 182
2. the used
3. jet
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. just enough to love you
2. iris
3. all hail the heartbreaker
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. dedication
2. humor
3. affection
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I'm fat
2. men are douche bags
3. I like food
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. eyes
2. hair
3. penis. penis appeals to me.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. eating
2. sleeping
3. killing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. boy
2. boy
3. snack
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. psychologist
2. PC person
3. prostitution. oh, 3 Ps
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. to sleep
2. hawaii
3. california
THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
Girls:
1. Paige
2. Jennifer
3. Slutface (note: I don't like any of these names at all anymore)
Boys
1. are
2. fat
3. sometimes (I suck with names)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. have good sex
2. fall in a beautiful love with el muchacho perfecto
3. skinny dip. with number 2. ;]
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL/BOY:
1. I'd say I love boys, but because of society today, that would not make me a stereotypical girl. I have a vagina.
2. I have boobs.
3. I believe in commitment
I wanted to go to the mall and buy shoes but no one on this earth is available.
So you can all go kill yourselves.