Dear Santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole bigblankspace's purse (30 points). In April I gave nefithilwen a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I pushed hilliegrl9 in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (353 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
sleepgolf
The best part??? Shoving my sister in the snow and still getting a pony.
Seriously, if santa could write this essay that would be great....