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P L A Y E R ☓ Name: Laura ☓ Personal journal: tableflips ☓ Age: 19 ☓ Other characters in The Devils See: nope ☓ Email: eluardian at gmail dot com ☓ AIM/MSN/Yahoo! Messenger: aim: honktraband
C H A R A C T E R ☓ Name: Spades Slick/Scurrilous Straggler/(the other) Jack Noir (without dog parts) ☓ Series: MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck ☓ Reference: Homestuck general Slick The Intermission ☓ Canon point: This part where Scratch ruins his favorite toy. ☓ Age: ... old. He’s been screwing around in a desert for an unspecified number of centuries, despite not looking like a centuries-old kind of guy (Dersite biology sure is weird). His physical age, unfortunately, has done nothing for his maturity and he has frequent moments of behaving like a petulant child.
☓ Personality: Slick's default mode is angry. Rarely is he in a good mood for a genuine or not terrible reason -- sure, slitting throats of people he doesn't like makes him happy, but not really in the best way, given, you know
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Because she is a huge bitch, bluh bluh, and Slick hates her. His hate for her is eternal and constant, pretty much because their previous respective roles in Sgrub (Archagent and the Black Queen) seem to be consistently bitter enemies in every session. Slick has hated Snowman since Derse and will continue to hate her for the rest of time. They have issues, obviously, as each time they're in the same room Slick tends to wind up beaten and/or bloody. By canon decree, the relationship between each session's Archagent/Jack Noir and the Black Queen is the perfect example of what the troll culture would call a black romance, defined as an incredibly potent bitter rivalry. Which explains why they want to kill each other so persistently. Slick himself doesn't know shit about troll romance and so probably would not be in agreement, but still. Slick's life is hard, of course, because Snowman joined the Felt (whom Slick hates and really enjoys killing over and over, lol felt sux crew4lyfe) and became the universe and now he spends all of his
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A final thing to note as far as Slick's personality is tied to the Sgrub game itself. Slick is Jack Noir, Archagent of Derse, but unlike his Sburb counterpart, does not come into possession of the prototyping ring and go on a genocidal rampage and essentially break the game. Bizarrely, because as we can see he's not really a proactive, helping hand kind of guy, he builds a city in the Alternian desert after being exiled. All the times he keeps saying he "made this town"? Yeah, he actually did. Slick is therefore fundamentally different from the other Jack Noir because he was never pushed into genocidal insanity and given the opportunity to commit said mass murder. Sure, he does kill a lot of people and not really feel bad about it, but his kind of warped justice system says that they deserve it. He would not, for example, walk into a secret library full of Prospitians and Dersites and slaughter them all immediately. Where Sburb's Jack is stuck on destroy, Slick is set to build. There is really no point in a having his own city if no
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☓ Intranet post sample: so im on some kind of fucking beach right now and whatever the fuck is happening needs to stop right fucking now where the hell am i and why am i fucking soaked and using this piece of shit croimpu fuck this thing is goddamn impossible to type on piece of shit
alright back to business first of all i need a goddamn mechanic or something or just a screwdriver i dont really care second this is pretty damn bad timing i have shit to be getting done and i dont have time to fuck around in the ocean whoevers bright idea this was better just come find me so we can have a friendly chat and im going to stab you
☓ Log post sample: Drowning, as it so happened, had not been on Slick's to-do list. Slick didn't even have a to-do list, to fully get across the point that being under a metric fuckton of water was not what he wanted to be doing. There was a brief moment in which he wondered if this was that stupid cueball's doing, and he had a whole list of rude things to say about said cueball going in his head before
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☓ Name: Laura
☓ Personal journal: tableflips
☓ Age: 19
☓ Other characters in The Devils See: nope
☓ Email: eluardian at gmail dot com
☓ AIM/MSN/Yahoo! Messenger: aim: honktraband
C H A R A C T E R
☓ Name: Spades Slick/Scurrilous Straggler/(the other) Jack Noir (without dog parts)
☓ Series: MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck
☓ Reference: Homestuck general
Slick
The Intermission
☓ Canon point: This part where Scratch ruins his favorite toy.
☓ Age: ... old. He’s been screwing around in a desert for an unspecified number of centuries, despite not looking like a centuries-old kind of guy (Dersite biology sure is weird). His physical age, unfortunately, has done nothing for his maturity and he has frequent moments of behaving like a petulant child.
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so im on some kind of fucking beach right now
and
whatever the fuck is happening needs to stop right fucking now
where the hell am i and why am i fucking soaked and using this piece of shit croimpu
fuck
this thing is goddamn impossible to type on
piece of shit
alright back to business
first of all i need a goddamn mechanic or something
or just a screwdriver i dont really care
second this is pretty damn bad timing
i have shit to be getting done and i dont have time to fuck around in the ocean
whoevers bright idea this was better just come find me so we can have a friendly chat
and im going to stab you
☓ Log post sample:
Drowning, as it so happened, had not been on Slick's to-do list. Slick didn't even have a to-do list, to fully get across the point that being under a metric fuckton of water was not what he wanted to be doing. There was a brief moment in which he wondered if this was that stupid cueball's doing, and he had a whole list of rude things to say about said cueball going in his head before ( ... )
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