Here's a taste of married life...
He said ... Why are do women put on weight after they are married?
She said ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said ... I would but you're never there.
And on another note:
Cool bridge huh?
The bridge/tunnel between Sweden and Denmark goes under water to allow movement of ships .
Picture taken from Sweden.
She said ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said ... I would but you're never there.
And on another note:
Cool bridge huh?
The bridge/tunnel between Sweden and Denmark goes under water to allow movement of ships .
Picture taken from Sweden.