Dec 21, 2020 12:26
Placing a blanket on yourself is nothing more than understanding that heat and cold are unusual suspects in a crime related to the Earth vomiting out Lava men.
These men are tied together by a string of vermicelli noodles.
Imagine, a pasta based life form. Could this be the answer to humanities questions?
A long stringy substance that resembles an earthworm but without the instinct to bury itself.
If I had a pet noodle it would live in an Aquarium full of hot boiling water.
Then quickly consume said friend and let him digest. At the very end you will have what would result in a fatal attraction type situation. Adrian Lyne would be asked to reprise his role as a director and chef.
Never should the water reach more than 90 celsius. This would ruin the vibe, the tribe, the side, the guide, the fried nature of the wild.
Frying nature is like licking ashtrays in a semi erotic steamy 90s film.
Don't let the visuals distract you.
Don't let the video format break your VCR.
I've had a least 2 and auto tracking is a game changer.
Game Changer, Game Charger, Car Charger, Car Starter, Car Parker, Peter Parker parked by bark near the arc sewn together by stark revelations of art.
Let this be a reminder that you can never go home to the bottled bottle of olive oil and oiled olives.
Chef, you say? I call fraud on the basis of insurmountable evidence that the food you received last night was actually a plate of Wasabi Night Rats. Servers with a side of sliders and a drink of stink.
Stir your glass, swirl your gas. The gas mileage is unreal on my new Centra Octomom K17 by ToyFordler.
Drive in style, die in pain.
Good Afternoon, Newfoundland.