Picture this, a kid having a seizure while eating a pretzel.

[slaytanic2]

Hey, you like child offs?
Do you like taking 6 pounds of sand kits leaning against ice cream soft.
Understand that animals and Fanta stores are not closely related.
I often wonder about the reality of the world when the suit wearing sycophant leaves behind a bottle of water at the desk in my office. I'm going to push him into the cafeteria line and tell him he has better things to do than to drink the urinal water out of his assistants mouth.
Gross, yet introspective.
Sick, yet respected.
Awful, yet wet.
Hard, yet soft. Like a Bavarian pretzel that I want for dinner tonight.
I will probably order it on 3 occasions. The first being my least favorite. The second being my absolutely least favorite.
Watch out. You won't like that.
Bagels are soft but so are pillows.
Touch them first before you place your head down.
Could be a mound of human hair.
Gross, yet comforting.
Sick, yet collapsible.
Awful, yet possible.
Hard, yet soft.
Think this is a haiku. You're right, sucker.
You're driving to fast you maniac!