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Oh welcome everyone ... I bet your wondering what is going on right now. I'm not going to tell you though, you know why? I'm sure you don't. I'm going to tell you now though, Michael Hairynuts has been a bad kid once again. He's been lurking around town naked just waving to cars. Many of the older people passed out or received a heartattack. The police arrived a few times but Michael just walked away. I'm surprised that the police cant even catch up to a fat man named Michael. It's soo sad, I'm frightened that our own Police has lost it's touch. So we called Bruce Vilanch but he really didn't help much either because well frankly ... he's just as fat. Well hold on, be right back! LateRR you slapsticks.