Blaze Legacy 2.1: slayinggod

slayinggod

Blaze Legacy 2.1

Jun 08, 2011 19:28

Sorry it took so long to get this up!

The next morning, Astra woke up in a strange kind of mood.

It didn't last through work, though, and she called Cycl0n3 as soon as she got home to invite him over.

He, of course, came over and Astra invited him to spend the night.
Cycl0n3: But you've only got one bed!
Astra: It's big enough for two!
Cycl0n3: Does that mean... Does that mean we can sleep together? :D
Astra: Sure thing, big boy. (;

Little did he know, she had plans other than sleeping.
Astra: I have a question for youuuu :D

Cycl0n3: Oh? What is it? No, I've never been given hea--
Astra: Will you marry me?

Cycl0n3: LOLNO

Astra: b-b-b-but.... :(

Astra: I'm... I'm going to bed.
Cycl0n3: Hey, it's nothing personal but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.

The next day she took out her sexual frustrations on the stove which, in turn, caught on fire.

Astra: oh my god oh my god what do i do fuck shit
Fortunately the firemen cam and put out the fire before a whole lot of damage could be done.

Cycl0n3 invited himself over the next day and joined her in her bedroom.
Cycl0n3: Baby, I heard that a fire-breathing dragon came and tried to burn your house down!

Astra: Hey, babe!

Astra: Marry me? I need someone to fend off the dragons, and you're just the man to do it!

Cycl0n3: You know what? You're right! I'm moving in!

They had a shotgun wedding and went straight down to business.

The next morning, Astra cooked breakfast.
Astra: How on earth can you eat that!?
Cycl0n3: Babe, you cooked it. And ate it, too.
Astra: I did no such thing!