[ it is a fine, late august monday and buffy summers has just been returned from a kidnapping. but she isn't laid out on the forest floor or wandering the village in a daze. she isn't harmed but she certainly isn't happy. this is because buffy summers is standing unsteadily -- arms crossed tightly over her chest -- in a lavish little bouncy castle
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Castle? In the castle? Like...like a princess?
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No. Not like a princess. I'm guessing princesses get to come and go. Also? I'm guessing princesses don't have inflatable floors. Who invented these things? They deserve a brow-beating. I don't even really know what a brow-beating is but it sounds painful and I want the someone who invented this thing to feel pain.
[ ...and back came all the frustration. ]
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I'll find you! I'll rescue you! But first I've got to find the door, darling.
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...Are you drunk?
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Giles pauses as he passes by the bouncy castle. Maybe? No, those boots she always wears would put a hole in the place. Except it would probably be very easy to convince her to take off said shoes. And if she enjoyed the roller coaster...
...the sight of blonde hair through the bouncy castle windows gets his attention. Then he shakes himself, because he's getting as bad as Jack. Then Giles shakes himself again because no, that really is...]
Buffy!
[Have an ex-Watcher waving to get your attention. And, unbenownst to him, the droid's.]
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Giles, they're not letting me out.
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[The one time he decides to go without a weapon...]
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[ she waves giles' stance away. ] Don't bother. I bothered and I still couldn't get out.
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[ she'd recognize her co-worker anywhere, she thinks. oh please please please let him hear her over that infernal music. ]
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...Buffy? You're back!
[And... in a bouncy castle. Okay then,]
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How's the home-fort doing? [ good spirits, she means. ]
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Buffy?
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You! [ she answers in not a wholly unhappy sort of way. ] How's your throwing arm? Is it good? Please tell me you have a good throwing arm.
[ not even a hello. sigh. ]
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[Relief. She certainly seems unharmed.]
If you wish for my help in incapacitating these fiends then I rather think a sword would be more useful.
[He draws it. And turns to the droids.]
Release her at once.
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[ she scrambles for the entrance but one droid shoves her back while the other turns to face the admiral. she's aware of how the man stands no chance of winning. ] Really, all this sword-drawing on my account is hella appreciated but you, uhm... [ the droid unceremoniously knocks the admiral's sword out of his hand. ]
I don't think it's gonna help.
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[Have a rather puzzled lieutenant peering at you through the door, around the droid.]
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[ it's archie so she has to look cool and collected and unperturbed despite the fact that she is clawing at the walls with bouncy-castle-fever.
maybe she can pretend like she's here on purpose. ]
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[ play dumb, summers. ]
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