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voice & action ✪ in a town where blood ties are only blood

Jul 13, 2011 22:45

( filtered to jack sparrow, archie kennedy, dawn summers, rupert giles, leonard mccoy & jilly coppercorn )

good spirits, investigating is my thing, let's pretend things are okay, !audio, thank god for summer, hi i'm buffy summers, barmaid of the year, buffy the drink pourer, hazing the rookies, old slayer; new tricks, !action, scooby talk, buffy is the honey

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[Voice] originaljackass July 14 2011, 11:37:08 UTC

Well since you're just inviting everyone. Don't have to bring a present, do I?

[Voice] slaying July 14 2011, 11:38:32 UTC

...She might not be so pleased to see you, Horner.

[Voice] originaljackass July 14 2011, 11:39:32 UTC

She barely even knows me. Sure you're not projecting?

[Voice] slaying July 14 2011, 11:41:40 UTC

...She doesn't need to know you to not like you. I spent nearly two weeks forgetting me and her were sisters so I could run off and play desperate housewife with you. That's a pre-knowing mark against you.

[Voice] originaljackass July 14 2011, 11:47:26 UTC

Pretty sure that was the Malnosso's fault, not mine.

[Voice | 70% filter] slaying July 14 2011, 11:48:37 UTC

[ give her a moment, then, filtered: ]

I don't think it makes a difference to her.

[Voice | 70% filter] originaljackass July 14 2011, 11:55:35 UTC

[He could prooobably improve that filter, but nah.]

Long story short, I'm not invited.

[Voice | 70% filter] slaying July 14 2011, 12:01:29 UTC

[ strangely enough? buffy almost feels bad for the guy. despite the many many issues involved, horner never actually did much wrong to her. it was has he said -- the malnosso's fault.

and she's not forgetting the draft with the shifters. ]

Can you blame her? I'm the only family she has. And -- memories are a sensitive subject in the first place when it comes to us. But it's a free village -- kinda -- and there's gonna be so many around. If you really want to go to some twenty-year-old's birthday party? I'm not going to stop you.

[Voice | 70% filter] originaljackass July 14 2011, 12:06:19 UTC

[He doesn't quite buy into this whole memories being important shtick, but whatever.]

I think I'll live. I've been excluded from bigger, better parties in the past.

[Voice | 70% filter] slaying July 14 2011, 12:08:07 UTC

[ of course, the part that buffy's failing to explain is that despite turning twenty, about fifteen of dawn's years exist only in memory. ]

...Have you figured out what they've taken, yet?

[Voice | 70% filter] originaljackass July 14 2011, 12:09:42 UTC

[As it turns out, about twenty or so of Jack's memories are exactly the same. No sob stories being told here.]

Not yet. Guess it wasn't anything important.

[Voice | 70% filter] slaying July 14 2011, 12:10:52 UTC

...Have you tried dairy, yet? A friend of mine came back all lactose intolerant.

[Voice | 70% filter] originaljackass July 14 2011, 12:15:49 UTC

I was a dragon for two months. I've tried every food you can think of. I never thought I'd miss broccoli as much as I did.

[Voice | 70% filter] slaying July 14 2011, 12:16:37 UTC

Actually? That sounds mega-dire.

[Voice | 70% filter] originaljackass July 14 2011, 12:22:47 UTC

You think so?

[Voice | 70% filter] slaying July 14 2011, 12:24:02 UTC

Well -- let's check. You didn't eat anchovies, did you?

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