voice & action

May 10, 2011 11:11

I hear we've got some New Feathers rolling in, huh? [ buffy sounds chipper as she addresses the journals. you've gotta put on your best face if you want to do well in the world of pub promotion. ]

Hi, I'm Buffy Summers. Me and Meryl Stryfe and Zack Fair and -- [ oh, crap. she already forgot the new guy's name. give her a moment and a few fluttering pages to remind herself. ] And Shizuo. All of us kinda co-manage this kicking little bar in the plaza called Good Spirits. We've got great atmosphere and even greater drinks -- so, uhm, don't hesitate to come on down and introduce yourselves.

[ she coughs; clears her throat. she thinks she sounds just a little bit like the bob barker of barmaids and, so, in a more measured tone: ] We're got booze galore but I know I also like to pride myself on some super delicious non-alcoholic stuff, too. And just let us know if you have any dietary needs. [ just don't ask for human blood. she might shank you.

and then, the following list of questions is filtered away from captain jack sparrow. it's actually a pretty terrible filter, too. let's say 57%ish. it's hard to filter adequately when you're also busy at work. eventually bumped up to 88% thanks to winry. ]

And on the personal-business side of things...Luceti? Talk to me about curry. How do you make it? What do you put in it? What the heck is naan? These questions are of the utmost importance and any and all help will be appreciated.

Suki! First of all? Congrats. Second of all -- got a moment? I've got a question.

[ otherwise? buffy will be in good spirits all day until a late evening patrol. come bother her while she's actually not in a horrible, terrible, snappy way for once. ]

buffy the drink pourer, buffy the tuesday slayer, buffy the fail chef, !action, !voice, buffy the pirate slayer

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