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slaying

[ action & voice & written ]

Apr 08, 2011 21:47

[ it is late friday morning and buffy summers is attempting some tricky meditation techniques in an unoccupied corner of the barracks. a small (carefully arranged) pile of crystals sits a few feet away from her. without her ex-watcher's help, buffy is trying to sort out a little mystical inner peace and, without his help, it isn't going very well. ( Read more... )

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[voice] justonename April 9 2011, 14:39:08 UTC

Do you know the story of the adventures of the pork meatbun?

[voice] slaying April 9 2011, 14:49:29 UTC

...Pork meatbuns have adventures?

[voice] justonename April 9 2011, 15:05:58 UTC

Yes! In the land of the delicious food, the country of meatbuns is the biggest one and it's constantly protected by the great hero, the pork meatbun!! I read it all in a book, do you want me to tell you the story, Buffy?

[Oh, yes, he knows you. But you don't know him. Blame a certain pirate for that.]

[voice] slaying April 9 2011, 15:07:20 UTC

H-have we met?

[ ...it's possible, she figures. she's been here a while. ]

[voice] justonename April 9 2011, 15:10:35 UTC

[Of course you have met, he was a meatbun and- oh.]

Ah, you won't recognize me! I was a pork meatbun then, it was in January, I think? Remember, the talking pork meatbun? That was me, Son Goku!

[voice] slaying April 9 2011, 15:12:10 UTC

...January? I don't remember ever meeting a pork meat-anything.

[voice] justonename April 9 2011, 15:16:52 UTC

[D:!]

But we met! You're Buffy Summers and I asked you how many summers you had and you told me I shouldn't talk because I was putting people off of all food ever, because meatbuns shouldn't talk never ever.

[He's not lying!]

[voice] slaying April 9 2011, 15:29:16 UTC

[ well, that does sound like something she would say. ]

What else did I tell you, huh?

[voice] justonename April 9 2011, 15:37:26 UTC

Uhm...

[Thinking, thinking.]

Ah! You asked me when we first met what in Satan's left buttock was I... I still don't know who's Satan, you know.

[voice] slaying April 9 2011, 15:39:13 UTC

Jack.

[ she sounds slightly aggravated -- but anyone who knows buffy more than casually can also hear the edge of acceptance. ]

That wasn't me. I mean -- it was me, but not me looking like me.

[voice] justonename April 9 2011, 15:44:01 UTC

Satan is Jack?

[But who's Jack?]

Eh... It was you but not you looking like you? I don't get it.

[voice] slaying April 9 2011, 15:47:09 UTC

It was the experiment. January, you said? [ yeah. that sounded about right. ]

It was someone who looked like me.

[voice] justonename April 9 2011, 15:58:58 UTC

Oh! So it was like me being a meatbun? I see!

[But why didn't that person say so?]

Then we have never met... Oh well, my name's Goku! Son Goku! Nice to meet you!

[voice] slaying April 9 2011, 15:59:59 UTC

And I'm...well, you know the name already. Nice to meet you. Again. For the first time.

[voice] justonename April 9 2011, 16:02:05 UTC

[He just laughs.]

You're funny! But it's a pity you didn't see me, I was an awesome flying pork meatbun, I even rescued someone! Like the real pork meatbun!

[voice] slaying April 9 2011, 16:03:00 UTC

Not going to lie to you -- the concept? Sounds a little terrifying.

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