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[053] - [action] & [audio]

Oct 01, 2010 10:45

[Buffy is out in her finest fall fashions, today. Bundled under one arm is a pile of flyers and she has a staple gun gainfully employed in her opposite hand. Any building that will allow her to work her PR skills will now be sporting a ( cute little advertisement )

!audio, ⚔ andrew wells, hi i'm buffy summers, the first rule of fight school, hazing the rookies, old slayer; new tricks, ⚔ minato arisato, !action, ⚔ samurai goroh

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audio; univalent October 1 2010, 15:40:27 UTC

Pumpkin pie. What on Earth do y--

Oh, bollocks. All Hallows' Eve is comin' up, isn't it?

[ said with the sort of DNW whine of a joss whedon vampire who has very bad experiences with halloween. also, vampire. that's supposed to be his day off, thanks. ]

audio; slaying October 1 2010, 15:44:44 UTC

Mmhm. And I'm hoping for a non-repeat of last year. I approve of parties, but not of rogue wing-snapping monsters.

audio; univalent October 1 2010, 15:47:36 UTC

[ snort. ] Least this place is sorely lacking in Pylean empath demons. No risk of being compelled to be positively, disgustingly full of pep, because his mind mojo's all out of whack.

[ ...spike, that probably made no sense to the girl. remember, the sunnydale crew, sans andrew, are not familiar with angel's team. ]

audio; slaying October 1 2010, 15:50:28 UTC

Spike, you lost me at pylon.

audio; univalent October 1 2010, 15:54:15 UTC

Pylean, love. It's a type of demon, from another dimension. Not a bright orange construction cone. One of Angel's people. Lorne. Had his sleep removed, messed with his empathic abilities. Compelled all of us to do whatever he told us to do. I was thinking positively, Wesley and Fred were totally hammered, Gunn was pissing everywhere - quite literally, I'm afraid - and Angel was slee--

[ touchy subject. abandon ship! ]

So, pie, eh?

audio; slaying October 1 2010, 15:58:28 UTC

An--[don't want to know, don't want to know, don't want to know!]

Y-yeah. Pie. Pumpkin, hopefully. Maybe from scratch.

audio; univalent October 1 2010, 16:01:26 UTC

[ as much as spike would just love to ruin his grandsire's credibility by informing the world of how he did the liaison several times, he would like to avoid dealing with buffy's left over...whatever with angel. that rivalry didn't exist here and fighting with a man who wasn't here over her wasn't worth the effort. ]

You're going to cook. Right. Because that always goes well.

audio; slaying October 1 2010, 16:04:38 UTC

Bake, not cook. [Pause.] And maybe I just need a good teacher.

audio; univalent October 1 2010, 16:17:10 UTC

Seen you do a bit of that, too. Nice view from the vicinity of being tied to a chair.

[ and after halloween is thanksgiving. ...spike fears all of this. ]

audio; slaying October 1 2010, 16:20:17 UTC

I won't tie you to a chair this Thanksgiving, Spike.

[At least, not unless you want her to.]

audio; univalent October 1 2010, 16:42:02 UTC

Might have to in order to get me near that table.

[ this all depends on what being tied to a chair involves. ]

audio; slaying October 1 2010, 16:52:11 UTC

Andrew says he'll teach me. I'm sure it'll be just...fine.

[Even she doesn't sound convinced.]

audio; univalent October 1 2010, 17:08:29 UTC

Andrew? Huh. Suddenly I'm experiencing flashbacks to him yellin' at potentials while wearing an apron, oven mitts and waving a spatula around like a sword.

audio; slaying October 1 2010, 17:16:09 UTC

Things were...slightly less complicated, then. Pardon me while I quell my nostalgia.

audio; univalent October 1 2010, 17:17:49 UTC

House full of screaming, hormone-driven teenage girls was less complicated?

audio; slaying October 1 2010, 17:21:27 UTC

Than wings? And fictional people and shady scientific organizations and enough time continuum wackiness to put some of Andrew's sci fi shows to shame. At least then had things with faces I could hit. That helped.

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