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[043] - audio & action

Mar 30, 2010 11:07

Killing sprees, huh? That's so last season.

[Buffy sighs, and the journal picks up the gentle clinking of glasses.] Well, I'm a bit more used to--y'know--beating up bartenders for info but now that I am one? Hmm. If anyone's got some juicy knowledge on the murders, swing by Good Spirits and give a girl a hand with her investigating, okay?

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investigating is my thing, public service announcement, she trolls bones because she likes him, beer bad, maybe this was a bad idea, don't touch that dartboard

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[Action] fightlikeacow March 30 2010, 17:57:05 UTC

[Guybrush enters and sits at the bar.]

One McCoy, please!

[Action] slaying March 30 2010, 17:59:42 UTC

[Ah! Her first legit customer. Everyone else was uninterested in the booze, more interested in scolding her (thanks, Spike), underage, or McCoy himself.

Therefore, Buffy is happy to oblige and begins to painstakingly assemble the perfect McCoy. Otherwise known as a Southern Comfort, lemonade and lime.]

There you go. One McCoy, on the house.

[Action] fightlikeacow March 30 2010, 18:06:00 UTC

[He tastes it. Then drinks it down quickly.]

Hey! That's pretty good. Citrusy.

[Action] slaying March 30 2010, 18:09:24 UTC

I know, right? Who would've thought I'd be all successful at this lady-of-the-liquor gig.

[She so proud!]

[Action] fightlikeacow March 30 2010, 18:37:51 UTC

You should try making it with Grog. You could call it a "Threepwood".

[Action] slaying March 30 2010, 18:38:54 UTC

Grog?

[Action] fightlikeacow March 30 2010, 18:56:19 UTC

It's a popular drink from my world. You can use it in all kinds of mixed drinks. Grogatini, Groga Colada, Grog on the Beach...

[Action] slaying March 30 2010, 18:57:17 UTC

I think you mean a martini, a pina colada and sex on the beach.

[Action] fightlikeacow March 30 2010, 19:12:29 UTC

Huh? Do those have Grog in them?

[Action] slaying March 30 2010, 19:15:50 UTC

They've got booze--and, grog's another word for booze. So--sure!

[Action] fightlikeacow March 30 2010, 19:37:38 UTC

Nuh-uh! Grog's a specific drink.

[Action] slaying March 30 2010, 19:38:39 UTC

Oh, yeah? [She stands, notebook poised and ready to go.] What's it made of?

[Action] fightlikeacow March 30 2010, 19:48:17 UTC

Uh, I can't remember everything that's in it... but there's rum, kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners and/or pepperoni.

[Action] slaying March 30 2010, 19:49:47 UTC

Okay. That? Sounds more like the dregs of a pizza parlour's dumpster.

[Action] fightlikeacow March 30 2010, 19:57:39 UTC

Well, it is mostly pirates who drink it.

[Action] slaying March 30 2010, 19:59:29 UTC

No wonder their eyesight is so bad.

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