(psl) i can give you what you want but you gotta come home with me

[slayerdom]

[ At this point, Buffy feels secure in saying that she's entered the Twilight Zone. And not just because she's casually wandering through the living room of the Salvatore Boarding House with her arms crossed over her chest, but also because she's talking shop with a vampire who doesn't have a government sponsored chip in his head to keep him from trying to eat her. Good times. She paces a little as she talks, inspecting decorations in a way that looks casual -- mostly, she's keeping limber and getting an idea of her surroundings. ]

Well, I can say with absolute certainty that there is officially a first time for everything. I mean, as far as things I never thought I'd be doing, bribing one vampire by killing another? Pretty high on the list. So much for undead solidarity.

[ Her gaze shifts to Damon, steady and prying. ] So, what are my chances of getting a why for the homicidal thoughts and feelings, exactly?