When my grandkids inevitably have to interview me for history class
"So Grandma, what did you do the night that our 44th president, Barack Obama won the election in 2008?"
"Well, I voted, then I sat on the internet for 6 hours hitting 'refresh' on the news waiting for all the god damn states to fill in red and blue and shit. Then I posted on the internet when he got 297 electoral college votes, and then I had a drink to celebrate."
"That story sucked. What's an internet?"
"I don't know. What were we talking about?"
"Well, I voted, then I sat on the internet for 6 hours hitting 'refresh' on the news waiting for all the god damn states to fill in red and blue and shit. Then I posted on the internet when he got 297 electoral college votes, and then I had a drink to celebrate."
"That story sucked. What's an internet?"
"I don't know. What were we talking about?"