Aug 23, 2006 15:42
It's early morning in suite 132, and by rights no normal person should be awake.
However, no normal person would have drunk their way through a lake of sugary alcopops and stayed up all night on a booze-enhanced sugar high, working out strip routines.
And no normal person would encourage their roommate in this behaviour buy downing a large quantity of Tequila and taking notes. Mel may not be a stripper, but she's seen enough of the wrong sort of tavs to make a few suggestions.
"Sleep when I'm dead" doesn't apply in 132, clearly.
waffles,
milliways