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Top Ten Reasons You want Kids but Shouldn't Have them

10. Access to Carpool lane

9. Fields won't tend themselves

8. Need something to keep marriage togehter

7. Overfed your Tamagotchi

6. Sick of smuggling drugs in your own body

5. Prove your dick works

4. Beating kids good practice for beating spouse

3. Overwhelming Catholicism

2. Tax write-off

1. Really hungry

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