Pinhole photo subject “Thai Town Hollywood”
The fffungirl mascot costume appearing in the middle of the Israel/Palestine protests just for the surveillance ghetto bird
TikTok algorithm suddenly streams German vloggers. It‘s weird because I always assume that newly streamed vlogs only just begun filming their short videos, but when I visit their TikTok profile, a history of videos dating back months at a time reveals a TikTok history with their themed shorts. My latest discovered favorite is Gigi and her baked loaves of bread which she affectionately calls Eloise.
These celebrity TikTokers sometimes host questions by their fans. I always forget what I want to ask these performers when the opportunity arises, but somehow I managed to conjure up a question for Nuki the German wannabe actress. I was curious to know whether she had ever heard of the comic strip fffungirl by Elizabeth Pich, both of them being from that country. Only days ago, the news was reporting the crowds of protesters in the street and I entertained the thought of how fun it might be for somebody in that crowd prancing around in a mascot costume of fffungirl.
So I asked Nuki if she was up for the role. I have no place to make such ludicrous impositions, nor do I own a fffungirl mascot costume. I just thought it would make a lighthearted break in all the ruckus if an aerial view from a helicopter captured footage of fffungirl tripping over her own feet (wearing a dildo).
There is a helpful tip for overcoming nervousness while public speaking. It is to imagine your audience nude. More and more I find myself doing this for law enforcement, as there’s been many occasions when trigger happy policemen kill innocent bystanders. Would a nude #fffungirl mascot costume with a strap-on make a statement addressing the cowardly behavior of power slinging peace officers? I’ve always believed that if a cop fears for his life because he hasn’t been shot at yet, and in his attempts to avoid being shot, shoots first, these officials should really be wearing hot pink uniforms, or completely nude if they’re Caucasian. After all, why should I be the only one visualizing naked cops when I see them just to remedy my anxiety.