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Today I raked leaves like a good home owner. 15 yard bags full! Jason helped me out while Tim cleaned the gutters. Aren't they good boys?!
Last night I had a really disturbing dream. Picture a carnival midway. Now picture a game that involves a rectangular box that is about 9 feet long. At one end you will find a woman who has her crotch pressed againt it. At the other end you will find a man with his penis inserted. So the man pumps away like he is having sex with woman and something in the box penetrates the woman. So like they are having sex without having sex. All kinds of celebrities are doing it. I can't remember any of them except for Charlie Sheen. Then it's my turn to play the game. Some random dude goes at it/me first. Then, up walks ROGER(for those of you playing at home, that's my gay Jewish friend. *waves* Hi Roger!). He is dressed like JESUS. He has a white robe on and a crown of thorns. Everyone cheers and he steps up to his side of the box. Then Roger begins to "have sex" with me while everyone in the crowd sings a Jewish song. Picture something you would see on tv at a barmizvah or something like that. Fin.
*shake head* I don't know what's wrong with me. Last time I had a dream with celebrites I was going down on Uma Thurman. Now I am having sex w/ Roger/Jesus while the celebs watch?! Who needs drugs when you have imagination! :-p
Last night I had a really disturbing dream. Picture a carnival midway. Now picture a game that involves a rectangular box that is about 9 feet long. At one end you will find a woman who has her crotch pressed againt it. At the other end you will find a man with his penis inserted. So the man pumps away like he is having sex with woman and something in the box penetrates the woman. So like they are having sex without having sex. All kinds of celebrities are doing it. I can't remember any of them except for Charlie Sheen. Then it's my turn to play the game. Some random dude goes at it/me first. Then, up walks ROGER(for those of you playing at home, that's my gay Jewish friend. *waves* Hi Roger!). He is dressed like JESUS. He has a white robe on and a crown of thorns. Everyone cheers and he steps up to his side of the box. Then Roger begins to "have sex" with me while everyone in the crowd sings a Jewish song. Picture something you would see on tv at a barmizvah or something like that. Fin.
*shake head* I don't know what's wrong with me. Last time I had a dream with celebrites I was going down on Uma Thurman. Now I am having sex w/ Roger/Jesus while the celebs watch?! Who needs drugs when you have imagination! :-p