Jan 05, 2008 20:48
So this morning I needed to grab some garbage bags and a Bed Bath & Beyond was nearby. I figured that since they have practically everything for a home kitchen they must have that, right?
I go inside and immediately find two workers at the door. I approach asking, "Excuse me ladies, could you please tell me if you sell garbage bags?" One of them replied, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't sell non-human garbage bags here." Initially perplexed, I retorted, "What are non-human garbage bags and where can I purchase them?" (Insert sinister grin)