Dec 16, 2004 01:02
A friend a while ago told me how to "Get damn hot bitches"
Use the pick up line "i lost my phone number can i have yours?"
Saying "hey baby, lets dance" is a sure fire way to get a "ho"
walking like a competor at the special olympics limbo competion well get you some ass later on at night
Also saying "Baby My, love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."
finally whisping your hair back like a girl from a cheesy shampoo commerical and leaning on a counter is the most direct route to a ladies panties.
in concluson, if you need a girlfrind or are just dying go get one swift kick in the balls try out these proven methods, cuz if one doesn't happen the other will for sure.