Hillary Could Also Use A Better Superhero Outfit

May 08, 2008 18:20

I promise: last political post for a while.

I just realized: Hillary's been going about this all wrong.

See, clearly, Hillary has not watched any anime. See, if she did, she'd know that heroes who are proud and confident in the face of impossible odds tend to win out against those odds. Or, in tv trope terms: Hot Blooded Hero + Million To One Chance = SUCCESS. So don't tell them the odds. They won't care, because they know they're right.

Hillary needs to go up, and openly call for Obama to resign his candidacy, as a gesture of goodwill to save him embarrassment. You know, before she comes back and beats the crap out of him in the next few states.

Of course, this relies on her being a hero. Which if she isn't, then of course she'd just look foolish. But she has to be a hero. After all, she's running for president, right?

Right?

This bit of silliness brought to you by the end of the work week. Because the weekend is here and I want to get my butt out of the office stat

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