You are a sick genius and I love that..oh and I friended you!
The car never stopped. Bronze was now out of its misery and Emmett was oblivious to the loss.
ROFL
Justin's head rolled forward and blue eyes opened blearily. The boy then licked his lips and stared straight at Brian.
"Are you God?," the kid asked sleepily.
Brian chuckled while staring straight ahead. "Hardly," he replied.
"Am I dead?" Justin asked with a look of bewilderment on his face.
"No," Brian said. He leaned over and brushed some stray hairs out of Justin's face. "Go back to sleep. I'm taking you somewhere safe," Brian said softly.
Safe was relative in the home Brian lived in. How was Brian to explain he was taking the kid out of the frying pan and into the fire via the meat grinder if this all went badly with Debbie. He realized he needed to try. He felt a certain protectiveness towards the kid.
awe...so sweet and so very scary and hilarious...ROFLMAO."tasty breakfast treat" oh my god, can't stop laughing..whew.
Well, at least we're positive on the 'sick' part...
awe...so sweet and so very scary and hilarious.
Wow! I hit all 3?! Cool.
I hope to have the next part tomorrow. I swear this stuff is writing itself (look - see? No hands!!!) It's helping my muse and keeping me sane right now.
I agree. I could write angst, but I just don't want to. I could write another Justin-down-a-well, (of course, I guess I am; I mean, he'll be recuperating in a house inhabited by cannibals...oh, and Mikey) but I just don't want to. MPreg? No no no no no. I can't even classify that as crack anymore - it's been done to death. I just wanted something different.
funny, and sweet, and just crackalicious...how do you do that?
It's a gift. *rolls eyes*
Thanks for the fb! Hope your de-stimulating from the whole-bad-day-at-work thing.
Awesome, awesomeness! Brian already loves Justin, and he hasn't even had a taste yet, bwah!
And one of the best parts, like you say, is that it hasn't already been done to death. You are taking my cannibal!Brian virginity. Mmm give me more, I love it ;)
Brian was immediately enthralled with it. He rushed home with it and begged Debbie to let him keep it. He had already named it 'Bronze.' Debbie said they didn't need something that would eat, sleep and poop around the house when they already had Mikey.
Super comparison!
He felt a certain protectiveness towards the kid.
And its this little fact that pissed Brian off to no end. He hated feelings of any kind. Brian always felt that feelings and emotions should be dealt with like people - hunted, trapped, gutted and then mixed with some ingredients and turned into a tasty breakfast treat. But Brian knew better than that. It just didn't happen like that.
And a lot of real Brian Kinney!
This story of yours is complete, total "uncoupling"!
I friended ya back, btw, so you can keep up with the updates (since according to your first comment, you are now addicted - my job is done).
And yeah, I'm not real nice to Mikey here. It's...complicated...like Justin and Brian's non-relationship. It's my way of dealing with S5 (which I've been rewatching this week).
And a lot of real Brian Kinney!
LOL! I always felt that Brian was a bit cutthroat - not abusive or downright mean - just cutthroat, so what better way to do a character analysis of one of my favorite characters than as a cannibal?!
Keep cracking, Maria!
I should be dealing more tonight or tommorow. Thanks!
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The car never stopped. Bronze was now out of its misery and Emmett was oblivious to the loss.
ROFL
Justin's head rolled forward and blue eyes opened blearily. The boy then licked his lips and stared straight at Brian.
"Are you God?," the kid asked sleepily.
Brian chuckled while staring straight ahead. "Hardly," he replied.
"Am I dead?" Justin asked with a look of bewilderment on his face.
"No," Brian said. He leaned over and brushed some stray hairs out of Justin's face. "Go back to sleep. I'm taking you somewhere safe," Brian said softly.
Safe was relative in the home Brian lived in. How was Brian to explain he was taking the kid out of the frying pan and into the fire via the meat grinder if this all went badly with Debbie. He realized he needed to try. He felt a certain protectiveness towards the kid.
awe...so sweet and so very scary and hilarious...ROFLMAO."tasty breakfast treat" oh my god, can't stop laughing..whew.
More please!
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Well, at least we're positive on the 'sick' part...
awe...so sweet and so very scary and hilarious.
Wow! I hit all 3?! Cool.
I hope to have the next part tomorrow. I swear this stuff is writing itself (look - see? No hands!!!) It's helping my muse and keeping me sane right now.
I friended you back.
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you know... all the good plots have been written, and so have most of the bad ones...
so lets just go with the CRACK!
funny, and sweet, and just crackalicious...how do you do that?
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I agree. I could write angst, but I just don't want to. I could write another Justin-down-a-well, (of course, I guess I am; I mean, he'll be recuperating in a house inhabited by cannibals...oh, and Mikey) but I just don't want to. MPreg? No no no no no. I can't even classify that as crack anymore - it's been done to death. I just wanted something different.
funny, and sweet, and just crackalicious...how do you do that?
It's a gift. *rolls eyes*
Thanks for the fb! Hope your de-stimulating from the whole-bad-day-at-work thing.
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and thus... i'll just read some more fic and go to bed really soon.
you do have a gift for the crack.
and yeah, no need to throw justin down another well, or knock him up... that's not crack, it''s bad science and bad!fic all at the same time.
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And one of the best parts, like you say, is that it hasn't already been done to death. You are taking my cannibal!Brian virginity. Mmm give me more, I love it ;)
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Aaaah, but the first bite will be oh-so-goood. And I don't know if I'd classify it as "love" yet. Brian has yet to give his rendition on love.
You are taking my cannibal!Brian virginity
Well then I have one thing to ask you, "Had a busy night?"
Mmm give me more, I love it
Spoken like a true crack addict. More soon.
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well, his name *is* brian kinney. :O)
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I should be updating tonight or tomorrow.
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Brian was immediately enthralled with it. He rushed home with it and begged Debbie to let him keep it. He had already named it 'Bronze.' Debbie said they didn't need something that would eat, sleep and poop around the house when they already had Mikey.
Super comparison!
He felt a certain protectiveness towards the kid.
And its this little fact that pissed Brian off to no end. He hated feelings of any kind. Brian always felt that feelings and emotions should be dealt with like people - hunted, trapped, gutted and then mixed with some ingredients and turned into a tasty breakfast treat. But Brian knew better than that. It just didn't happen like that.
And a lot of real Brian Kinney!
This story of yours is complete, total "uncoupling"!
I friended you!
Keep cracking, Maria!
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And yeah, I'm not real nice to Mikey here. It's...complicated...like Justin and Brian's non-relationship. It's my way of dealing with S5 (which I've been rewatching this week).
And a lot of real Brian Kinney!
LOL! I always felt that Brian was a bit cutthroat - not abusive or downright mean - just cutthroat, so what better way to do a character analysis of one of my favorite characters than as a cannibal?!
Keep cracking, Maria!
I should be dealing more tonight or tommorow. Thanks!
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OMG, you poor girl! Have you been putting yourself on the test?
My deepest sympathy ...
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