How I will eventually kick the bucket...

[slave_o_spike]

See?

Prophecy of Doom: What Will Be Your Eventual Cause Of Death?
Created by EvilAuthor on Memegen.net

Comments

[liriel1810]

ROTFLMAO! Stay out of the water, hon!

[slave_o_spike]

I know! It's like double karma.

First writing all that cannibal fic and second, making poor Dommie eventually die by drowning. LOL!

What do you think I would look like to Orli if he saw me (in my DDNBH!verse)?

*shivers*

[liriel1810]

It really is! *snicker*

Oh, I think maybe poor Orli would hurl if he saw you in DDNBH... seeing someone half-eaten would be rather off-putting.

[slave_o_spike]

Yeah, but it's not like he'll be going down on me...

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I think I just short-circuited just saying that...

[brianswalk]

Maria?
Meet my friend Bruce!

[slave_o_spike]

Okay, sometimes it happens...

You've totally gone over my head. LOL!!!!!

Who's Bruce?

[liriel1810]

Oh, I know! I know! Bruce is the name they gave to the mechanical shark they used for the first Jaws movie.

[slave_o_spike]

And you knew too?

*pouts*

[firehead30]

you. will. be. eaten.

*dies laughing*

*hugs*

[slave_o_spike]

Okay, so I die being eaten by Bruce AKA Jaws AKA Mako, etc.

You die laughing!

I'd rather go your way. My family could have an open casket that way...

[firehead30]

I dunno. I just did this and I am supposed to die from a stress induced heart attack. ARRG.

[slave_o_spike]

From laughing.

WARNING: LAUGHING IS HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

The Surgeon General has discovered, through an intensive and costly to the taxpayer study, that too much laughing can lead to hernias, headaches and eventual death by heart attack or lack of oxygen to the brain.

[critic75]

You gotta quit swimming in those shark infested waters, and stay out of the piranha lake. Save the snack times for the bedroom, and have a cigarette afterwards. Here's mine.

Prophecy of Doom: What Will Be Your Eventual Cause Of Death?
Created by EvilAuthor on Memegen.net

[slave_o_spike]

But what if I brought coke can yokes with me?

I could capture sharks and piranhas that way and send them to Orlando (Florida, that is - not the actor) to put in a petting zoo!

Smoking? Naw. Although I would look so cool smoking. LOL!

PS. Did you want to be put on that filter for my original fic?

[critic75]

What filter? What original fic? Where the hell have I been? I probably couldn't find my way back home, so I better start taking a map with me. I always just thought you would post here, but of course that was before Orlando captured your heart.
I do have a link to Maria's journal, but the last entry was August 07.
Ranger Ben would no doubt award you a medal for stocking his petting zoo, so don't forget to carry the plastic yokes with you when you go swimming. A chainlink mail swimsuit might not be amiss, as well.

[slave_o_spike]

Ah, a medal from Ranger Ben. Could I just ask for him to take his shirt off? LOL!

Chainlink is a good idea for me since my doom has been predicted.

Anywho, I'm going to still post right here, only my original fic will be on a filter because it will be a bit dark. Anywho, just go here for my post from 2 days ago and comment and I'll add you. :) I might have to post again about the filter.

And never fear. I started watching S1 and 2 again (Qaf natch) with my sis-in-law and am getting the old urges back.

G'night

[fansee]

I'm going to die in bed...which is exactly where I should be right now. 6:40 is going to come painfully early today. FanSee

Re: G'night

[slave_o_spike]

Die in bed, huh?

Doin' what, pray tell?

LOL!!!!