So here it is!!!
Ta-da!!! I would like to thank
mygothangel for going over each link to make sure I didn't fuck it up! Thank you babe!!!!!
So I'll post this list to my other journals as well. Also, I'll keep this updated and post the link to it in my profile page. But this is it. Not all my stuff was put on BJFic.net or Midnight Whispers, but it's all here and it's on this list.
I realized something as I complied this - I've written alot of stuff! And it's only the beginning....
Oh, can someone tell me how to post an 'lj cut' in insane journal and greatest journal using html. I was looking at frequently asked questions and I couldn't find it. Thanks.
Lord of the Rings RPS
Death Does Not Become Him
WIP Angst. Humor. Orlibean. What if there were people who had visions of when and how people die? What if one of these people were Orli? And what does Sean have to do with any of this?
Chap 1, 2, 3 and picspam Chap 4 Chap 5 Chap 6 Chap 7 Chap 8 Chapter 11 When you have to improvise Karl urban/Orlando Bloom
Written as part of my fic request challenge -
doylebaby requested a ficlet from the pre-Death verse that explains the scene Officer Karl Urban talked about when he said he had fucked Orlando over the hood of his Dodge Charger.
How Orlando came to be in the Pitts Pairing: Brian/Justin, Orlando
Queer as Folk xover with Lotr RPS. Yep. I did it. Orlando, from my Death Does Not Become Him universe (this would be quite a few years ago. Orli's about 19 here) takes a trip with Viggo, Dommie and Billy to Pittsburgh witnessing 'the meeting' between Justin Taylor and Brian Kinney.
Orlando, just so you know, has the ability to see how a person will die. Just so there's no confusion. :)
Standalones:
Maria's Viggo Mortenstein Crack. Orlibean. A spoof of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein with Viggo as the good doctor, Sean as the creature searching for a mate. Read at your own risk.
The Four Horsemen Crack. Orlebean implied. Orlando, Billy, Elijah and Dom are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on the Eve of Destruction. *clears throat*
What to do when you're doing hard time Angst, dark themes What if the boys were criminal sociopaths? Would they still be there for each other? Taken from Eric Bana's POV
Atonement Angst, religious themes - please read warning on fic The Catholic Church defines ‘atonement’ as the reconciliation of God and humans brought about by the redemptive life and death of Jesus. It’s like the priest always told Sean, someone always has to pay for your sins.
Stoner!Orlando/Stoner!Jake
In Search of...Bigfoot
Complete Crack fic Based on a conversation with
giselleslash. Stoned and completely fucked up out of their minds, Orlando and Jake stumble upon one of mankind's greatest mysteries. Of course, the real mystery in all this is how Jake managed to drive them from Point A to Point B without killing anyone. :P
Part 1Part 2 Sean AStin/gnome
My Time in Argentina: a missing excerpt from my book There and Back Again: An Actor's Tale This is part of the gnome fic I wrote based on the real life sighting of a gnome in Argentina. Watch the youtube vid attached to the fic. :)
Pirates of the Caribbean
Spitting Will Humor. Jack/Will. What could have possibly been one of the outcomes on that cannibal island on DMC? I've been told this is extremely hot and erotic. :)
Brian/Justin - Queer as Folk
The Hitcher
WIP An experiment I started where I would just write for half and hour a day and post what I wrote. A bad fic experiment if you will. Based on the movie with Justin and Ethan as travelers on America's back highways and Brian as an ominous hitchhiker.
Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Justin's Baby
WIP Crackish. My current...ahem...baby. Mpreg. Justin gets a new apartment and a little more than he bargained for.
Thanks go to fiercediva for the wonderful banner.
Chapter 1 - Justin follows a leadChapter 2 - Justin Moves InChapter 3 - Justin Meets Brian Chapter 4 - Justin Gets Ready to eat DinnerChapter 5 - Justin Gets a Heavy Dose of the FolksChapter 6 - Justin goes to work Mel and Lindz go south of the border An interlude in this verse - it is part of my gnome fic based on the real sighting of a gnome in Argentina. See youtube vid when you read the fic.
QaF Cannibal Story:
WIP. CrackFic. Yes, this is the cannibal story. Each chapter can stand on its own but it's not finished and I do plan on finishing it. Debbie makes sausage out of people with the help of her clan which includes her adopted son Brian. Justin and Ethan stumble upon this clan. Chaos and fun ensue.
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Cannibal Christmas Interlude Part 1 of 2 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Standalones in the Cannibal!verse:
In Ted's Room Justin's POV while going through Ted's room.
Conversations at Muncher Villa Written for critic75's birthday. The tenants at Mel and Lind's have a little game of cards and conversation.
Leanne and Bunny Go on a Little Road Trip Written for alicesprings and happier_bunny. What happens when these two go through the hamlet that the gang occupies.
Xie goes to save Bunny and Leanne Written for xie_xie_xie's birthday. Xie goes to find out what happened to Leanne and Bunny.
It Happened in Jersey Written in response to all the mermaid fics that had come out at the time. Fight fire with fire I always say.
Gio and RC's Most Excellent Adventure Written for paddies and mclachlan's birthdays. Gio and RC meet up with the clan on their way through the hamlet.
It's hard to find a car like that Written as part of my ficlet request challenge -
snow_white79 requested something nasty happen to her very deserving supervisor, Anne.
Debbie's Bad Written as part of my ficlet request challenge -
charlie_jae requested a gory and messy death by grinder. Any character.
One Night at the Roadhouse Written as part of my ficlet request challenge -
singlewoman requested her nasty ex hubby get a fitting end. Instead of being made sausage cuz that would be too good for him, he could be used as bait or eaten by piranha.
What happens when you hit a cow around here Written as part of my ficlet request challenge -
jillapet requested something nasty happen to her ex hubby Karl and his new wife Angie. Although his alcohol content might be a bit too high for the sausage.
A Return to Cannibal County USA - Queer as Folk style A birthday present fic for my lovely friend JJ,
critic75. The town is celebrating her birthday per the mayor's request. This is the only fic out there that has me in it. And who am I? Why the mayor of course!!!!
Stranger in a Strange Land Written for
tdorian because she guessed the trivia question correctly. Her name is Aida, the same woman in this fic (and yes - she really is French and in Fashion Design). A French woman, driving through on her way to the Pitts, meets some of the characters from the story.
Series
Something Seriously Amiss
Complete. Crackfic-ish. This is the body swap story that takes place in S5. Some people find it funny.
Part 1 Part 2a Part 2b Part 3 A Christmas Gift for Justin
Complete. Angsty, humorous fic. Brian is very interested in two travelers to Pittsburgh.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Through a Mirror, Darkly
Complete. Angsty story. Things take a strange turn after the last scene in episode 217. Now you can read it in it's entirety. Right here. There is a spoiler warning at the top of the page.
banner by the wonderful skywalkersdream
Chapter 1 Brian comes home from Chicago Chapter 2 Brian tries to get some answers Chapter 3 Brian confronts the blond in his loft Chapter 4 Brian runs into Kip Chapter 5 Brian learns who Justin is Chapter 6 Brian and Michael learn more Chapter 7 Brian gets some answers from Justin Chapter 8 Brian goes back to the loft Chapter 9 Brian talks to Lindsay Chapter 10 Brian goes to the diner Chapter 11 Brian reflects on the situation with Ben Chapter 12 Brian keeps looking for answers Chapter 13 Brian learns some hard truths Chapter 14 Brian remembers something Chapter 15 Brian fucks up Chapter 16 Brian talks to Daphne Chapter 17 Brian finds out about Justin Chapter 18 Brian gets help Chapter 19 Brian reaches out to Justin Chapter 20 Brian goes to the Baths Chapter 21 Brian talks to Mikey<
Chapter 22 Brian shoots the shit with Joe Chapter 23 Brian and the boys go see Jo Chapter 24 Brian meets the Guardian Chapter 25 and Epilogue Ethanl Warning!!! DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING STORY DESCRIPTION UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE SERIES!!!
Written as part of my fic request challenge. Character Death.
bluemchenkaffee requested Ethan get eaten by one of the guardians in this verse
Stories in the Toy!verse:
The Toy Humorous ficlet. This is just a story utilizing the toy. You'll see.
A Queer as Folk Toy Story This is the story in the toy!verse that started it all. Waffle and Mr. Blik get more than an eyeful when they spend the day at the loft.
A Queer as Folk Toy Story 2: The return of Blik and Waffle This is the second in the toy!verse and also the one that will confirm my placement in the nut house. Oh yes, I'm going to hell...
Brian/Justin standalones:
Going Home with the Middle-Aged Guy Crack!fic-ish. My first QaF story and it's extremely snarky. Justin goes home with that guy in episode 101, the guy who is only known as the 'middle-aged guy' in the credits, when he asks about where's a good place to go.
Lightbulbs Very Short Ficlet when Justin was living with Debbie and how Brian felt about the whole thing.
QaF Will Now be Airing on the Sci Fi Channel Crackish short ficlet. I never did understand how long Melanie's gestation period really was.
Hamsters and Popsicle Porn Humorous Ficlet. What Michael, Emmett and Ted uncover when snooping around Brian's computer. No hamsters were harmed in the writing of this fic. And get your minds out of the gutter!!!
At Night When the Monsters Come Out Angsty Ficlet. Vic's observations about the boys when Justin is living at Debbie's.
QaF Will be Airing on the Sci Fi Channel, Take Two Crackfic. Mpreg. My take on the whole mpreg thing.
The Patron Saint that Watches over all School Boys' Uniforms Humorous Ficlet. Did you know they have a patron saint for just about everything? Justin plays Brian favorite game.
Pictures in Color Angsty Ficlet. My take on how Craig might see his son's new preference.
A Night at the Liberty Baths Humorous Fic. Written for the Dare challenge back in September 2006. Two detectives question two of the gang to find out exactly what happened one night at the baths.
Penguins in the Closet Angsty Fic. Written for the qaf_challenge Hurt/Comfort challenge. Brian watching over Justin as he sleeps around episode 203 and 204.
Why Dance Without Music? Angsty Fic. 202 gapfiller. Brian's thoughts after Mikey opened his big mouth and said 'you always danced with Justin.'
The Road Warrior Crackfic. Written for the qaf_challenge What if challenge. What if Brian and Justin were part of a post-apocalyptic world. And how does Ted fit into all this?
A series of 4 Dialogue only Drabbles 4 drabbles written for the qaf_drabbles community during the 'dialogue only' challenge.
How Justin Came to be back in the Pitts Short fic. Written for everyone for Mother's Day. Justin surprises Jen on Mother's Day. Brian's even in this one.
Numb Angsty, dark humor. Written after someone suggested I should do something with my original fic, A Day Like Any Other, in the Brian/Justin vein. So here it is. Justin talks to the dead. What happens when Jack comes along?
What People Say Short angsty. Written for the icon challenge over at qaf_challenge. Brian's POV on what people have said to him.
NEW!!
Justin's Very Very Very Excellent Day Crackfic. Written as an idea after I realized karma had given me cramps when I wrote Justin having cramps in Justin's Baby. So I decided to have good, very good things happen to Justin. In this cracky little ficlet, Justin has a very GOOD day.
NEW!!
Everyone needs a little boost sometimes Written for the
qaf_challenges comm on insane journal. Humorous ficlet that features toppy!Justin.
How Orlando came to be in the Pitts Pairing: Brian/Justin, Orlando
Queer as Folk xover with Lotr RPS. Yep. I did it. Orlando, from my Death Does Not Become Him universe (this would be quite a few years ago. Orli's about 19 here) takes a trip with Viggo, Dommie and Billy to Pittsburgh witnessing 'the meeting' between Justin Taylor and Brian Kinney.
Orlando, just so you know, has the ability to see how a person will die. Just so there's no confusion. :)
Other Pairings
The Many Loves of Emmett Crack-ish. A series of xover ficlets (not really drabbles) about Emmett and his many loves.
A night in/at Babylon Drunken!fic. A silly (very silly) Evil Dead/Qaf xover that I wrote while drunk and should not have posted. Emmett/Ash pairing once again. Ted/Justin implied (See?)
Gale/Randy RPS
My Life as a Gofer, Take Two Humorous Ficlet. I brought my OMC, Phil, back. This time, he's playing with Gale and Randy.
Waking Gale One shot. Just what do Gale and Randy think of RPS?
James/David RPS
Spangel was my first fandom. :P
My Life as a Gofer
James Marsters/David Boreanaz RPS
Crack!fic - the boys relationship as seen through the eyes of Phil, an OMC.
Each chapter stands on its own. Could be considered a WIP but its not and will never be updated again.
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Liz and Helen take a trip to Los Angeles" This is a standalone from the Gofer Phil!verse that I wrote for evilmaniclaugh's birthday.
Original Fiction
A Day Like Any Other Day Angsty, dark humor kind of fic. What if there were people who could talk to the dead? What would their day be like?
Culling the Herd Snippet Just what the title says. It's not too dark. If you would like to read this, ask to be added to my special original fic filter
here or send me a PM.
If you do read any of the fic, go ahead and leave me feedback. I respond to it all, no matter how old it is.
Thanks!
Maria
Updated March 16, 2008