QaF Cannibal Crack!Fic Snippet "Gio and RC's Most Excellent Adventure"

[slave_o_spike]

So I did it...again.

Here's a little ficlet for the two birthday gals, Gio (paddies) and RC (mclachlan), whose birthday is tomorrow.

Happy Birthday you two! First, to paddies, this is for all the wonderful icons she's provided us with (I alone use so many of them) and her amazing site Queer Eyes that she lovingly keeps up for us. And to mclachlan who has provided us so many

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[singlewoman]

LMAO! I just love visits to the cannibal!verse. I was laughing throughout, prompting several people to ask why. Sorry sweetie, but corporate America is just not ready for you yet.

Vic! OMG Vic, just love his little bit.Vic sighed and started speaking. "Aiutatemi, vi prego. Mia sorella è pazza. Voglio ucciderla mentre dorme."

(Please help me. My sister is crazy. I want to kill her in her sleep.)

Ben cracks me up every time."Beautiful place...Italy that is," Ben smiled. "I remember this guy named Marco. Oh wow," Ben continued as he looked on wistfully into the landscape, "he tied me to a bed, asked me who my daddy was." Ben stopped when he took in the faces of the two women in front of him. "Anyway, I have to ask you to..."

Perfect Michael.Where you from?" Michael asked.

"Italy," Gio said as she turned to the man.

"Italy, huh? The one in Europe?" he asked.

"Um...yes," Gio said. "Is there another one?"

And, of course, teh boys! Oh the love. Yep, just like Gio and RC I wouldn't move either.

[slave_o_spike]

And, I am not ready for Corporate America. :)

Vic - um, yeah. I could vision that in my head, and it being canon on the show! LOL!

And Ben, well, we love Ben. :P I couldn't resist the Michael thing. You know me when it comes to crack!fic Mikey.

Thank you! I would've loved to hear you explain this at the office. 'Well, I was reading about this cannibal family and...'

[shadownyc]

LMAO! I love when you include LJ friends. This is hilarious.

LJ Friends don't let LJ Friends end up in Debbie's sausage.

You have such good rules. ;b

[slave_o_spike]

LOL! They're like Mary Sue's gone wrong! And yes, they're simple rules, but good ones. :) Thanks!!!

[vlredreign]

ROTFLMFAO

Oh, my god. That was just wrong on so many levels.

Cazzo means fuck? Thanks, a new swear word for VL!!!!

Yeah, I'd be walking away from the tall man and the blond boy as fast as you guys were.

This was great, I loved it!!

[slave_o_spike]

Yep - per Gio, cazzo means fuck. She says there are millions of words for that word, so she gave me the one she uses. :)

And I would have roots in the spot I were standing in! LOL!

Thank you and yes, it is wrong on so many levels.

[paddies]

Cazzo means fuck? Thanks, a new swear word for VL!!!!

Well, actually "cazzo" means dick/cock, but we don't use "fuck" as a swearing word....I mean, we use "go fuck yourself", or "fucking + various words", but not "fuck", at least not with the same meaning of "oh, shit" that you have...

Instead, we have like 465043625678465 ways of translating "oh, shit"/"oh fuck"..."oh, cazzo" is probably the most common... ;-)

/language freak

[vlredreign]

So technically, as long as I'm not talking to anyone Italian, I can get away with it, then? :)

Cool! My residents speak Spanish and Vietnamese...and I know they're saying things about me...*eyes residents suspiciously*

[slave_o_spike]

It's always fun to see which part people will pick as their favorite. LOL!

The best? Really? Wow! Cool! Glad you loved and I love you too babe!

Have a great birthday tomorrow - (don't get too tanked!)

[bluemchenkaffee]

That was hilarious!
"College kid, huh? I suppose you think your smarter than everyone else," Michael said as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"Actually no...no I don't, but for you I'll make an exception," RC said and winced. She hoped her sarcasm was lost on the simian.

"Well, okay then," Michael said in all seriousness.

It was.

LOL
And still, they did not move.
I so envy them! I wouldn't move, too. ;)

Susanne

[slave_o_spike]

Next thing you know, you'll be reading the actual cannibal crack!fic. :)

Thanks!

[bluemchenkaffee]

I just started! LOL :)))

[slave_o_spike]

Well damn girl! Don't forget to let me know what you think! :)

(Hopefully, you'll still be talking to me...:P)