QaF Cannibal Crack!Fic Snippet "Leanne and Bunny go on a little road Trip"

[slave_o_spike]

Okay - so I did it again. I put not one, but two, of my readers into my cannibal crack!fic this time.

Who did I do you ask?

Well none other than our very own _alicesprings and happier_bunny, that's who!

I just wanted to thank Leanne (_alicesprings for all the wonderful work she did for the latest qaf_challenges community. That was quite a feat having to post ALL THOSE STORIES ON HER OWN but it

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[jillapet]

"I live in a town called Alice Springs," Leanne said.

"Is that in Oklahoma?" Mikey asked.

Yep. Right next to Ponca ShittyCity!

"Someone has to speak for the trees as they can't do it themselves."

"Yeah, unless it's a Lord of the Rings movie," Leanne mumbled.

*snerk*

The truck continued to rock back and forth as Bunny turned to Leanne, "you...think...they...need...a...lawyer...in...this...town?"

Leanne turned in response to her friend, "you...think...they'll...extend...my...Visa?"

Yep, that's the Bunny and Al that we all know and love!

Adorable. I woke up half the house with the 'humping a large monkey' line.

[slave_o_spike]

I was hoping I kept them IC! :P

Ya know - when I was reading the first part back to myself and I got to the monkey part, I couldn't help but laugh too!

Thanks!

[xie_xie_xie]

OMG. I haven't been reading this fic because of that "disturbing imagery" warning you put on it.... but when I saw you PUT MY WIVES INTO YOUR FIC I HAD TO READ IT IMMEDIATELY!

Please don't let them be killed and eaten though!

And it was so nice of you to let them see Brian and Justin do it. They'll be so happy!

Xie

[slave_o_spike]

Hee!

Actually, this is a one-off (and no - I'm not 'offing' them).

I totally forgot about the 'disturbing imagery' warning that I had put on the story way back when. There isn't too much to be disturbed about - the story is more silly than scary or gross. You'd have to ask your wives about that.

I think the most disturbing thing I ever wrote in this series was when Brian made a choker out of Shawn Postoff's teeth for Justin. Everyone loved that chapter though so it couldn't have been so bad.

Anywho, nope, they'll never be killed or eaten. And they couldn't go through town without having seen Justin and Brian going at it!

:D

[shadownyc]

That is a FABULOUS tribute!!!

Bwahahaha!!!

Where did you say this town was again?...I'm suddenly thinking about relocating. ;b

[slave_o_spike]

Where did you say this town was again?

It can't be found on a map - just the recesses of my mind (which is a very scary place...)

I'm suddenly thinking about relocating.

Don't worry babe - all road lead to this place and you'll be making a stop there too! :)

(PS I'll make sure to keep you away from Deb but not the boys - I can't promise anything about Ranger Ben).

(PSS I wrote another 'serious' angsty thing - could I email it to you later today for a beta?)

[shadownyc]

You can send me anything. :D

[slave_o_spike]

Yay!

I just did and thanks!

[critic75]

A ficlet worthy of laughing worship.
*soaks feet, files nails, applies lotion, massages*

[slave_o_spike]

*lays back in complete satisfaction over foot massage*

Seriously, if I go without my total foot spa pedicure once a month, my feet go back to their tribal state! :)

[sonofabiscuit77]

Wow, how much do I love Ranger Ben? He's obsession with all things eco is just inspired, now I'm never going to look at a tin of tuna without thinking of those poor defenseless dolphins.

[slave_o_spike]

I think I could write Ranger Ben in my sleep! There's so much ammo there. :P

And yeah - you know me - I create disturbing images and put thoughts into people's heads and then wham! They can't look at something the same way.

I was just rewatching S2 and when Sap came on, I tried really hard not to laugh.