You know you're too heavily into slash when...

[slave_o_spike]

You know you're too heavily into slash when you go to your daughter's Kindergarten Curriculum Night and when the sweet Kindergarten teacher brings the two hand-puppets out - Impulsive Puppy and Slow-down Snail - that the first thing you want to say to the person sitting next to you is 'Oh you know Impulsive Puppy is so the top in that relationship!'

*rolls eyes*