Misophoniac's Anonymous
So now that I know that the name of my condition for not being able to handle certain noises is called Misophonia (if you don't know what I'm talking about go read my last post and then this one will make more sense to you), I guess you could say that makes me a Misophoniac, right?
And since I'm not the only one with this condition, apparently there are thousands more like me, I'd like to start the very first Misophoniac support group. If crunching noises, or even breathing noises, drive you so crazy you want to punch someone out, let's get together and have a meeting. Let's give each other the support we need. Yes, we'll have snacks and refreshments. I'd like to announce that at the buffet bar we will have: mashed potatoes, pudding, and jello. If you're one of those misophoniacs who gets pissed off over the sounds of softer textured foods we'll even have a sub group for you. There will be something for misophoniacs of all types here, no one will be excluded! Except for those who have asthma and weeze when they breathe. We'll even have some refreshments too. How about some Koolaide, some ice tea (sans the ice, of course), or maybe even some Jack Daniels, or Maker's Mark? I mean, after all we're misophoniacs, not alcoholics, right? But none of that on the rocks shit! There will be no rocks at this party!
So if you suffer from listening to other people chew, crunch, cough, sneeze, fart, or even breathe, don't worry, you are not alone! Come to the first bimonthly meeting of Misophoniacs. We might not be able to do anything about your condition, but we'll sure have a fun time sharing our experiences and bitching about all of our family and friends! Come on out, it's going to be some fun! But no breathing will be allowed! Please check your breath at the door.
And since I'm not the only one with this condition, apparently there are thousands more like me, I'd like to start the very first Misophoniac support group. If crunching noises, or even breathing noises, drive you so crazy you want to punch someone out, let's get together and have a meeting. Let's give each other the support we need. Yes, we'll have snacks and refreshments. I'd like to announce that at the buffet bar we will have: mashed potatoes, pudding, and jello. If you're one of those misophoniacs who gets pissed off over the sounds of softer textured foods we'll even have a sub group for you. There will be something for misophoniacs of all types here, no one will be excluded! Except for those who have asthma and weeze when they breathe. We'll even have some refreshments too. How about some Koolaide, some ice tea (sans the ice, of course), or maybe even some Jack Daniels, or Maker's Mark? I mean, after all we're misophoniacs, not alcoholics, right? But none of that on the rocks shit! There will be no rocks at this party!
So if you suffer from listening to other people chew, crunch, cough, sneeze, fart, or even breathe, don't worry, you are not alone! Come to the first bimonthly meeting of Misophoniacs. We might not be able to do anything about your condition, but we'll sure have a fun time sharing our experiences and bitching about all of our family and friends! Come on out, it's going to be some fun! But no breathing will be allowed! Please check your breath at the door.