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my dear internet friends, i have some bad news...
i have caught pathways...
this could not come at a worse time, what with my SAT's and all
how did i contract this awful degenerative disease you ask?
i was attacked in my sleep by this formidable beast
but the beast did not realise that slavs are in fact venomous. our skin secretes a toxic slime that if touched by any other living creature, will cause that creature to become sick and die:
as you can see i am standing victorious above the corpse of this horrible creature of the deep. i fear i may have started a mad cow disease epidemic, because that cow's friends were pissed let me tell you
let this be a lesson to all of you. never trust an elf.
i have caught pathways...
this could not come at a worse time, what with my SAT's and all
how did i contract this awful degenerative disease you ask?
i was attacked in my sleep by this formidable beast
but the beast did not realise that slavs are in fact venomous. our skin secretes a toxic slime that if touched by any other living creature, will cause that creature to become sick and die:
as you can see i am standing victorious above the corpse of this horrible creature of the deep. i fear i may have started a mad cow disease epidemic, because that cow's friends were pissed let me tell you
let this be a lesson to all of you. never trust an elf.