Baby Juice & You!

[slaughterurwrld]

I finally found one for that juice box chick on how to make my specialty juice preference. Since baby juice isn’t really a commodity item you can pick up at the market (unless you're in Undercity), let me introduce you to the thing I use to get that vitamin rich lab test juice jar for you:

The Baby Juicer 9000!

Comments

[onewithwild]

Baby juice? What? Why?

[slaughterurwrld]

♫ Because it's tasty and nutritious? ♪♫

[onewithwild]

Aren't there better preys?

[slaughterurwrld]

Every prey is a good prey! But babies have a certain scrumptiousness about them that I can't resist!

[onewithwild]

I'll never get used to somethings going on around this world.

[slaughterurwrld]

Let me know if you ever want to "end it all". I'll be right there to support you in your endeavors!

[onewithwild]

It's just.... very weird place sometimes with very weird things happening.

By the way, what are you? Are you a human?

[slaughterurwrld]

"Human" is such a lucid term. I would prefer "Lord & Master" if you don't mind. I'll even accept "God" as an alternative racial title.

[onewithwild]

God? Never head of it. Are you like an alien?

[slaughterurwrld]

Depends on how you perceive aliens. Do you flee from them in terror, fearing for your very existence on not just this world but the afterlife as well?

[onewithwild]

I've met one that looked like a frog, he was cute.
You don't really look like one, but there are many types of aliens, right?

[slaughterurwrld]

That didn't answer my question.

[onewithwild]

Well, I don't really fear aliens, since like I said the one I met was very nice.

[slaughterurwrld]

Then no. I'm not an alien.