Baby Juice & You!

[slaughterurwrld]

I finally found one for that juice box chick on how to make my specialty juice preference. Since baby juice isn’t really a commodity item you can pick up at the market (unless you're in Undercity), let me introduce you to the thing I use to get that vitamin rich lab test juice jar for you:

The Baby Juicer 9000!

Comments

[noroom4failure]

Your lack of technological knowledge will impede missions.

Coke Zero is still an unauthorized code name. It will be ignored.

[slaughterurwrld]

Your only missions involve taking out juice box straws and the red-headed emo boy. If my lack of knowledge on straws and whiners impedes your missions then you suck at your job.

[noroom4failure]

Speaking of missions, if you continue to kidnap children I will destroy the boat.

[slaughterurwrld]

What? I'm creating food rations.

[noroom4failure]

Use pirates instead.

[slaughterurwrld]

Yes, yes...Pirate Juice can be put on the menu as well. But children have way more flavor!

[noroom4failure]

I will destroy the boat.

[slaughterurwrld]

And you're telling me this because...? You think I care?

[noroom4failure]

No babies.

[slaughterurwrld]

Very well, we can dump the stuff off at Juice Box Girl's ship and be done with it afterwards.

[noroom4failure]

Abyssinian is returning the babies to their homes.

[slaughterurwrld]

It was just a few hundred of them!!

[noroom4failure]

Pouting is not going to change our minds.

[slaughterurwrld]

You. Suck.

[noroom4failure]

I do not have a straw.

[slaughterurwrld]

Yes you do, you're just incapable of thinking in metaphors.