Dear Moby
You're only one station from John Laws shit, you're only one lobotomy from believing it... you're only 5 yards from a fuckwit
1 point for road rage, tailgaters
2 for custom licence platers
you get 3 for the beamer driving ponse
4 for a limo full of debutantes
5 for the remade retro classic
6 for the original while we're at it
7 if its open top red and sporty
bonus if the driver's over 40
8 for bumper sticker teasers
remember honk if you love jesus
we must observe equal opportunity
put the pedal to the metal
and hit, everybody.
I'M BEGINNING TO DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLE MOTION err LIVEJOURNAL (omg that movie changed my whole perspective and shit)
1 point for road rage, tailgaters
2 for custom licence platers
you get 3 for the beamer driving ponse
4 for a limo full of debutantes
5 for the remade retro classic
6 for the original while we're at it
7 if its open top red and sporty
bonus if the driver's over 40
8 for bumper sticker teasers
remember honk if you love jesus
we must observe equal opportunity
put the pedal to the metal
and hit, everybody.
I'M BEGINNING TO DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLE MOTION err LIVEJOURNAL (omg that movie changed my whole perspective and shit)