fifth romance | audio

[slatebreaker]

Do you like green eggs and ham?

[ oh, luceti. at first this sounds like an innocent question; however, it is far from either of those things. thanks to one onebluebamf, anne has been introduced to the edgey verses of one doctor seuss. and she has decided that all of the village should play audience to a grand recitation of the stuff. ]I do not like them, Sam

Comments

[corrinesbell]

Uh, I don't...think I've seen eggs that're green on the inside.

[slatebreaker]

[ which begs the question: ] You've seen eggs that are green on the outside?

[corrinesbell]

I guess it depends on what color green we're talking about.

...Why are we talking about green eggs?

[slatebreaker]

Because they're in the poem!

[corrinesbell]

Well then it's kinda a weird poem, isn't it?

[slatebreaker]

I thought it was charming, myself.

[corrinesbell]

It almost sounds like a kids' song or something. With the way it keeps repeating.

[slatebreaker]

It sort of does, doesn't it? And it certainly lacks the usual elements of a mature story. There's not a single knight to be found.