Conversations With Porn Spambots

May 06, 2011 23:28

So, a pr0nbot IM'd me earlier today...I decided to have a conversation with it...went a little like this (WARNING This is VERY NSFW):

babii2bhomb: hey baby
bronzeentropy: Hey, we need to talk
babii2bhomb: heyyyy ...sup have we chatted before? 18/female here...u?
bronzeentropy: I'm sorry John, but I'm pregnant with David's baby.
babii2bhomb: ah k.. im sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how are u?
bronzeentropy: I can't go on living this lie!
babii2bhomb: I just got out of the shower...its been kind of a long day been kind of bust! but i'm feeling naughty! so whats up .. do you wanna have some fun? ;)
bronzeentropy: Is that all I'm good for? You only want me for sex? I'm not some cheap whore!
babii2bhomb: wow i need to get some
bronzeentropy: So, that's what you're all about. Just sex.
babii2bhomb: come over!! lol im horny
bronzeentropy: I don't care if you're horny! We have 3 kids! Don't they mean anything to you Janet?
babii2bhomb: wow, im so wet..i would love if u watched me...i promise u it will be fun
bronzeentropy: I don't want to watch anything! I want a divorce!
babii2bhomb: I need a man that can make me squirt...can you make a girl squirt? lols
bronzeentroy: It doesn't matter if I can make a girl squirt, Denise! We have 5 kids! I'm leaving for Enrique!
babii2bhomb: I gotta change my clothes ... want to see? ;)
bronzeentropy: No, I don't want to see you naked anymore. Just sign the divorce papers Madeline!
babii2bhomb: wanna play on webcam?
bronzeentropy: You have a webcam now? I knew you were a cheating slut!
babii2bhomb: ;)
bronzeentropy: Don't winky me, you dirty whore!
babii2bhomb: dirty can be good ;)
bronzeentropy: What happened to us Susanne? We used to be in love! Now you just want to show everyone your crotch all the time!
babii2bhomb: my pussy is nice and tight ;)
bronzeentropy: I doubt it's tight with how many cocks you've had in it. Bob, Jim, Alex, even the neighbor's dog!
babii2bhomb: oh ya can touch urs??
bronzeentropy: Not anymore.

((Here's where it started sending links...took long enough, and, from this point on, just kept saying stuff about credit cards and such. I'm not stupid enough to do that, lol))
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