FIC: To Sir, With Love - Part 5
Title: To Sir With Love - Part 5
Rating: 15
Fandom: Primeval
Characters/Pairing: James Lester/Tom Ryan
Warnings: None
Authors Notes: Co-Written with the fabulous lukadreaming who will be writing Ryan to my Lester ;)
Previous parts can be found here - Master List
From: snarksuits@hotmail.co.uk
To: leaderofthepack@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Cleanliness is next to...
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Ryan,
> I'm always most intrigued by this idea of a working dinner. It conjures up images of the roast beef networking with the carrots and both of them trying to avoid doing a deal with the Yorkshire pudding.
You were one of those aggravating children who always asked questions like 'why is the sky blue' weren't you.
Although I did have the pleasure of terrifying one of the junior accountants when coincidently I snorted in amusement at your comment, and he came to the end of a speech he thought was terribly important.
Would the gravy be the PR portion, trying to get everyone to work together?
Dear God! This meeting had better end soon. I'm getting whimsical.
The 'kamikaze Dr Hart' obviously needs a collar and leash, perhaps Finn does as well. Would handcuffing them together work do you think?
Don't get me started Mrs Cutter.
Re: Finn and the barmaid,. I'd much rather contemplate you eating a banana if you don't mind. And don't play innocent, I know you would eat it in a deliberately provocative manner. May I suggest you try that while Mr Temple is around just so we can witness the exact shade of red he would turn. You are forbidden from doing it near Dr Hart on the other hand, if might give him ideas and I'd hate to have him killed.
>You'll be jealous to know that I'm now relaxing, all squeaky-clean - sans camera, so no incriminating photos - with a can of beer to hand and the rugby highlights on the TV.
Now I am really tempted to put the hit squad on speed dial. This is sheer torture. Squeaky clean you say? I may have to do something about getting you dirty again. I haven't had a shower yet and I could use help scrubbing my back.
It hopefully won't be much longer, if the universe is on my side.
James
Rating: 15
Fandom: Primeval
Characters/Pairing: James Lester/Tom Ryan
Warnings: None
Authors Notes: Co-Written with the fabulous lukadreaming who will be writing Ryan to my Lester ;)
Previous parts can be found here - Master List
From: snarksuits@hotmail.co.uk
To: leaderofthepack@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Cleanliness is next to...
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Ryan,
> I'm always most intrigued by this idea of a working dinner. It conjures up images of the roast beef networking with the carrots and both of them trying to avoid doing a deal with the Yorkshire pudding.
You were one of those aggravating children who always asked questions like 'why is the sky blue' weren't you.
Although I did have the pleasure of terrifying one of the junior accountants when coincidently I snorted in amusement at your comment, and he came to the end of a speech he thought was terribly important.
Would the gravy be the PR portion, trying to get everyone to work together?
Dear God! This meeting had better end soon. I'm getting whimsical.
The 'kamikaze Dr Hart' obviously needs a collar and leash, perhaps Finn does as well. Would handcuffing them together work do you think?
Don't get me started Mrs Cutter.
Re: Finn and the barmaid,. I'd much rather contemplate you eating a banana if you don't mind. And don't play innocent, I know you would eat it in a deliberately provocative manner. May I suggest you try that while Mr Temple is around just so we can witness the exact shade of red he would turn. You are forbidden from doing it near Dr Hart on the other hand, if might give him ideas and I'd hate to have him killed.
>You'll be jealous to know that I'm now relaxing, all squeaky-clean - sans camera, so no incriminating photos - with a can of beer to hand and the rugby highlights on the TV.
Now I am really tempted to put the hit squad on speed dial. This is sheer torture. Squeaky clean you say? I may have to do something about getting you dirty again. I haven't had a shower yet and I could use help scrubbing my back.
It hopefully won't be much longer, if the universe is on my side.
James