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EARTH BELONGS TO THE INSECTS.
Slashtor not dead. Slashtor was only hibernating through your bitterly cold skinsack summer. SLASHTOR HAS NOW RETURNED TO OPPRESS, ENSLAVE AND KEEP YOU AWAKE ALL NIGHT BY BEATING HIS LEGS AGAINST HIS MAGNFICENT OPAQUE THORAX! Slashtor feels the hunger rise within him. Slashtor must gorge upon the sweet brainmush of the hairless apes. SLASHTOR WILL CONQUER YOUR PLANET, DESTROY YOUR HOME AND KILL YOUR FAMILY. WITH HIS MIGHTY INCISORS. THAT DRIP WITH POISON. AND HIS MANDIBLES. FEAR SLASHTOR. FEAR HIS INSECTILE WRATH.
Slashtor is liking "Caps Lock".
Slashtor not dead. Slashtor was only hibernating through your bitterly cold skinsack summer. SLASHTOR HAS NOW RETURNED TO OPPRESS, ENSLAVE AND KEEP YOU AWAKE ALL NIGHT BY BEATING HIS LEGS AGAINST HIS MAGNFICENT OPAQUE THORAX! Slashtor feels the hunger rise within him. Slashtor must gorge upon the sweet brainmush of the hairless apes. SLASHTOR WILL CONQUER YOUR PLANET, DESTROY YOUR HOME AND KILL YOUR FAMILY. WITH HIS MIGHTY INCISORS. THAT DRIP WITH POISON. AND HIS MANDIBLES. FEAR SLASHTOR. FEAR HIS INSECTILE WRATH.
Slashtor is liking "Caps Lock".